Hitler, Stalin, and Jeffrey Dahmer greet Bin Laden in Hell

Funny story written by Orvis Talbot

Tuesday, 3 May 2011

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Satan greets Bin Laden

Hades - Osama Bin Laden was "disappointed but happy" when he arrived in Hell yesterday. "I was certainly looking forward to my 72 virgins." stated Bin Laden after being advised that his religion was false.

His sadness was replaced by a little joy when serial-killer Jeffrey Dahmer along with Stalin and Hitler presented him a large 'deathday' cake. They were joined in a rousing rendition of "Happy Deathday" by John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, and the nineteen 9/11 hijackers.

After the presentation, the party moved into the main firepits of Hell and a "Most Evil Man in the last 10 years" medal was given to Osama by none other than Lucifer himself.

"I was truly sad to see you arrive." Satan told Bin Laden while pinning the medal to his tunic.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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