When Osama Bin Laden is in his cave in an attempt to have a good time, he wears a dress as well as lipstick in an effort to dress himself up like a woman.
Osama Bin Laden lets only the highest ranking officers in his terror group see him this way, anyone else who sees him this way will have their eyes removed immediately so they can never see a thing again.
Osama Bin Laden likes to wear skirts especially when it is moments when people will ask if he has Bin Poopin.
Osama Bin Laden's dresses are all made in Pakistan and other countries with stan at the end of it.
