Drunken "W" Crashes Company Picnic

Funny story written by Sal Manella

Saturday, 12 May 2007

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A sauced Commander-in-Chief being held upright by John Deere employees

It appears that the stress of being the leader of the world's only superpower has finally caught up with President George W. Bush, after many years of sobriety.

Last Saturday, after a morning of binge drinking, the Commander-in-Chief crashed a company picnic being held by employees of farm implement manufacturer John Deere.

According to eyewitnesses, Mr. Bush was yelling obscenities, groping women, and stumbling around. The coup d' gras came when the president urinated into an ice chest full of beer. At that point he was ushered back to the motorcade by alert secret service agents.

Sal Manella

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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