(With apologies to the Beatles, and with sympathy for Melania)
What would you do if I screwed a porn star?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your eyes and I’ll tweet something wrong
And I’ll try not to lie through my teeth.
Oh, I get by with a little help from Putίn
Mmm, I can lie with a little help from my friends
Mmm, I’m going to try with a little help from Russians
What do I do when my love is away?
Can I find somebody else to bone?
How do I feel at the end of the day?
I feel sad if I can’t find my phone.
Oh, I can lie with a little help from my friends
Mmm, I’m going to try with a little help from Russians
Mmm, I get by with a little help from Putίn
Do you neeeeeeeed anybody?
I just need someone to bone
Could it beeeeeeee anybody?
As long as my wife doesn’t know
Would you believe in a love at first sight?
Yes, I’m certain that it happened with Putίn
What do you see when you turn out the light?
I see Mueller and I’m really frightinned.
Oh, I get by with a little help from Russians
Mmm, I can lie with a little help from my friends
Mmm, I get by with a little help from Putίn
Do you neeeeeeed anybody?
I just need someone to bone
Could it beeeeeee anybody?
As long as my wife doesn’t know
Oh, I get by with a little help from Russians
Mmm, I can lie with a little help from my friends
Yes, I get by with a little help from Putίn
With a little help from Putίn!
