Written by Al N.

Saturday, 17 February 2018

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Actual time bomb left by Obama & Crooked Hillary to blow up the Stock Market after Trump;s been POTUS for a year.

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump gave a brief interview in-between the third and fourth course of a banquet at Mar-A-Lago today. It was honoring Over a Year of Trump and Still No Nuclear War.

When he was asked why the stock market went down after he had been taking credit for it going up for the last year, Trump responded,

"My friends, and I don't mean the Russians, no, you'll never get me to admit that because I am way too smart for that. A genius actually. My friends, not the Russians, have assured me that Obaba and Crooked Hillary set a ticking time bomb in the Stock Market, and it was set to go off a year after I took office, in order to make me look bad. But it of course backfired on them! Because the people love me more than ever! Oh, food's here."

The President then started in on his next course, a 6-layer Big Mac with extra-special Presidental Sauce.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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