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Funny story: Ex-3-Year-Old toddler sues Paul McCartney for nicking his lyrics to 'Yesterday!'

Ex-3-Year-Old toddler sues Paul McCartney for nicking his lyrics to 'Yesterday!'

(NOT EDITED) Beatles lyric writers, McCartney and Lennon, are not quite what they are projected to be, especially Paul. After all these years of Beatlemania, the truth is gradually seeping out of red-brick-terraced-houses in Liverpool. A Liverpudl…

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Reveals That Donald Trump Molested Her When She Was Only 27-Years-Old

Lady Gaga Reveals That Donald Trump Molested Her When She Was Only 27-Years-Old

NEW YORK CITY – Lady Gaga recently spoke with a reporter with The New York Sun Observer, and revealed a secret that she has been keeping to herself for several years. The famed singer was recently performing at Manhattan’s Musical Notes Lounge in…

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Funny story: Starr charged with being socially annoying

Starr charged with being socially annoying

Ex-Beatles drummer, Richard Starkey, affectionately known as Ringo Starr, was today taken into custody by the LAPD and charged with being a public nuisance. Starr has recently been busy on all the social.media platforms, including YouTube and Ins…

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Funny story: Beatles Getting Back Together

Beatles Getting Back Together

At a London press conference, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr announced their plans to get the rock group back together and start touring again. The plans involve cloning John Lennon and George Harrison in a procedure costing an estimated 21 Billi...

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Funny story: The Beatles In 'Comeback' Shock

The Beatles In 'Comeback' Shock

There was amazing and exciting news for fans of The Beatles today when, in an impromptu press conference in Liverpool, Sir Paul McCartney proudly announced that the 'world's most influential band' is to make a comeback - with just him in it! Ther...

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Funny story: With a Little Help from Putίn

With a Little Help from Putίn

(With apologies to the Beatles, and with sympathy for Melania) What would you do if I screwed a porn star? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your eyes and I’ll tweet something wrong And I’ll try not to lie through my teeth. Oh, I get by with a little help from Putίn Mmm, I can lie with a little help from my friends Mmm, I’m going to try with a little help from Russians...

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Funny story: Ringo Confesses that Paul McCartney Really Died in 1965

Ringo Confesses that Paul McCartney Really Died in 1965

New evidence shows that what for over fifty years was believed to be a mere hoax is in fact a stranger than fiction reality. Paul McCartney actually did die in 1965, and was replaced by look-alike and sound-alike William Campbell. This new evidence...

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Funny story: Joe Biden snaps up George Harrison's Fender Ghettoblaster for $500k

Joe Biden snaps up George Harrison's Fender Ghettoblaster for $500k

New York - Vice President Biden made the winning bid at the Hard Rock Cafe today setting a new record for Beatles memorabilia and other bits of useless 60s music tat. Bidding was brisk at the Times Square venue as the 1965 Stratocaster, first used...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney to Re-do Entire Beatles Catalog

Paul McCartney to Re-do Entire Beatles Catalog

London, England Living Beatle legend Sir Paul McCartney announced today that he would start re-doing the Beatles catalog the way he thinks they should have been done and will start releasing them at Christmas each year until "Linda and Rita the Meter...

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Funny story: This Week's Top 20 Chart of Best Selling Records

This Week's Top 20 Chart of Best Selling Records

THIS WEEK'S BEST SELLING RECORDS. Top 20 1. Now I Must Die. Help me... Please! Please! Please! 2. Tomorrow I Must die. Or... the day after. 3 Stop Hurting me. Please... Please... before I kill you. 4. Without You, what is the use of Living? 5. If You Go Away I will die from dope or alcohol, just to Please you. 6. I Can't Live with or Without you. I am a Freemason. 7. If you go Away, so mu...

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Funny story: North Korean Leader Fascinated by Beatles

North Korean Leader Fascinated by Beatles

Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has been mostly a mystery to western journalists since he took power after the death of his eccentric despotic dad, Kim Jong Il. However new revelations about young Kim will help political...

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Funny story: The Fool On The Phone (with apologies to the Beatles)

The Fool On The Phone (with apologies to the Beatles)

Day after day, alone with his phone The man with the foolish grin is tapping away at his keys But nobody wants to know him They can see that he's just a fool (As he taps away his soul) And the fool on the phone Sees the sun going down But the eyes in his head Are still affixed to his screen Well on the way, mind far away The man types away at his keys but has nothing to say But no...

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Funny story: What If It Had Been Paul McCartney Instead of John Who Died?

What If It Had Been Paul McCartney Instead of John Who Died?

In a recent interview we asked Paul McCartney and Ringo who were together for the first time on a recent Television Event, what would it have been like if Paul had been shot and killed instead of John Lennon? Paul: Well, I certainly wouldn't have been here for you to ask me that. Ringo: I remember John. Haven't seen him for a bit. So he would have joked around? Ringo: He was always pul...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney Admits John Wrote Most of Their Songs

Paul McCartney Admits John Wrote Most of Their Songs

Famous Beatle Paul McCartney says it's a relief to get it off his shoulders but that he has admitted that Lennon-McCartney on the records were mostly Lennon and a lot less McCartney. Paul spoke with just a few writers, one from the Rolling Stone w...

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Funny story: Are They Really Back in the USSR?

Are They Really Back in the USSR?

Last night on a rusting Soviet-era troop ship docked in the Strait of Kerch between Crimea and Russia, there was an unusual gathering. Former members of the Red Army's October Banner Choir, along with hundreds of ethnic Russian Ukrainians, joined...

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Funny story: Beatlemania Officially Over

Beatlemania Officially Over

NYACK, NEW YORK - The last original American Beatle's fan club member, Trixie Prospector, died peacefully in her sleep today in Nyack at the age of 71, according to her younger brother, Buster Prospector. "Trixie was the Beatle's greatest fan sinc...

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Funny story: Documents Reveal That Beatles Almost Joined Lawrence Welk's TV Show

Documents Reveal That Beatles Almost Joined Lawrence Welk's TV Show

ESCONDIDO, CA-Recently discovered archives at the Lawrence Welk resort near this city, belonging to the eponymous bandleader suggest that the Beatles might have joined Welk and his Musical Family when they visited the United States in 1964. There...

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