Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump tweeted at 4:10 a.m. that he was issuing an executive order banning evolution. In an interview later this morning Trump explained his latest deviation.
"I don't know if people realize, but this goes against what the Bible says. And so, I'm outlawing this evolution crap. From now on, it will be against the law to evolve or show any type of evolution. Things were much simpler back before all this evolution crap started," explained Trump.
White House aides confirmed that Trump had just watched the movie, "Inherit the Wind," about the Scopes trial and didn't agree with the outcome.He complained that the movie had "too much of that science shit in it." And that, "it would have been an ok movie otherwise."
