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Stormy Daniels on the President’s appendage in exclusive interview

Funny story: Stormy Daniels on the President’s appendage in exclusive interview

Investigators were able to speak to Ms. Daniels yesterday on revelations that may play a vital role in the upcoming midterm elections. That is,Ms. Daniels has declared there is some abnormality in the President’s physiology, possibly indicating he...

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Trump says Florence reminds him of Stormy

Funny story: Trump says Florence reminds him of Stormy

US President Donald Trump today compared tropical hurricane Florence with Stormy Daniels, the woman he gave a big wad of cash to for absolutely no reason. Broadcasting live from the White House, Trump warned east coast residents to prepare to evac...

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Bozo Johnson to Get Divorced After Stormy Daniels Affair

Funny story: Bozo Johnson to Get Divorced After Stormy Daniels Affair

Failed ex-foreign secretary Bozo Johnson and his wife Marina Wheeler have confirmed they have separated after newspaper allegations of Mr Johnson having had another extra-marital affair, this time with American porn star Stormy Daniels. In a joint...

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It's My Party

Funny story: It's My Party

With apologies to Leslie Gore It's my party and I'll lie if I want to Lie if I want to Lie if I want to You would lie too if it happened to you! Nobody knows where my lawyers have gone But Rudy came just in time. Why won’t he shut the fuck up When he's supposed to be mine? It's my party and I'll lie if I want to Lie if I want to Lie if I want to You would lie too if your wife had...

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The Ten Commandments in the Age of Trump

Funny story: The Ten Commandments in the Age of Trump

Thou shalt have no other gods before me (except for me, the President). Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in or on one of my hotels, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth, especially sharks. (I’m not sure why I created them.) For I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, tweeting iniquities about your kids and their...

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Special Counsel Mueller caught in undercover work with Stormy Daniels denies prurient interest

Funny story: Special Counsel Mueller caught in undercover work with Stormy Daniels denies prurient interest

Interviewed by Sean Hannity of FOX News, Mr. Mueller insisted his session with Ms. Daniels was “entirely business, as part of the investigation.” Nevertheless, Mr. Hannity pursued the question of why Mr. Mueller had gone about his visit in this wa...

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Trump Confesses: “Stormy....Best Sex I Never Had.”

Funny story: Trump Confesses: “Stormy....Best Sex I Never Had.”

BILLINGSGATE POST: In 1990, the New York Post’s famous headline blared that Donald Trump’s ex-wife Marla Maple proclaimed the future president “the best sex I’ve ever had.” What the story conveniently omitted, perhaps by choice, is that Marla was a...

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Rudy JulyOnEE and the Trumpet Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story

Funny story: Rudy JulyOnEE and the Trumpet Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story, Changes Story

Donald Trumpet's new lawyer Rudy JulyOnee, Trumpet's new lawyer changed his story about Porn Star Stormy Night Daniels after a reversal of tweets of another version of JulyOnee's story earlier in the day, roughly 2 minutes ago. Which is to say this i...

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Trump breaks free of his Russian programming. Issues brief statement.

The question of whether President Trump is some kind of Manchurian Candidate subject to Russian mind control has long been a subject of speculation among some Americans. Well Thursday night the whole country got their answer. Under hypnosis Preside...

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Stormy says three-legged donkey involved

Funny story: Stormy says three-legged donkey involved

Stormy Daniels has revealed Donald Trump brought a donkey to her Las Vegas hotel room 10 years ago for a fun threesome. "Man that was one ugly ass, and the critter didn't look too good neither 'coz he was missing one leg ya'll". Daniels continued, "Y...

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Donald Trump Accidentally Buys a Thesaurus

CNN—President Trump, stopping off a Washington, D. C. Barnes and Noble for a pastry, saw a book in the bargain bin called a thesaurus and thought he’d buy it for Barron, who likes dinosaurs, especially sauropods. On driving back to the White Hous...

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Donald Trump buys the White House

Signalling an expansion of his real estate empire, President Donald Trump this afternoon announced he has purchased the White House. "This is a very, very good deal, we're doing very well. Basically I used money we saved by cutting welfare to our...

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Stormy Daniels To Replace Hope Hicks At White House

Funny story: Stormy Daniels To Replace Hope Hicks At White House

It was announced over the White House loud speaker, that the president's Communication Director Hope Hicks was leaving her present position and would be replaced by Ms. Stormy Daniels. A two minute Melania scream was heard from the residence quar...

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Stormy Daniels Named To Head Department of Veteran Affairs

Funny story: Stormy Daniels Named To Head Department of Veteran Affairs

BILLINGSGATE POST: One day after porn star Stormy Daniels appeared on "60 Minutes" to provide intimate details of her alleged affair with Donald Trump at a celebrity golf tournament at Lake Tahoe in 2006, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee S...

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Trump Loses Fight with a Lamb

Funny story: Trump Loses Fight with a Lamb

Washington, DC - A young lamb wearing blue just showed up from a deeply red district in Pennsylvania, and President Donald Trump is running scared. He called the lamb a "sham" but the name would not stick. He said he was better looking than the lam...

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Trump's Porn Star Stormy Daniels Explains History of Non-Disclosure Agreement

Funny story: Trump's Porn Star Stormy Daniels Explains History of Non-Disclosure Agreement

Baton Rouge, LA Porn star Stormy Daniels talked about the non-disclosure agreement between her and Donald Trump. "At first, I of course didn't want anyone to know I had anything to do with Trump. I mean, look at him! He's an obese, orange, obscene...

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Trump Tweets: Stormy Has Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts

Funny story: Trump Tweets: Stormy Has Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not wishing to add any additional ammunition to Stormy Daniel's claim that she had sex with The Donald at the Celebrity Golf Tournament at Lake Tahoe in 2006, Trump dismissed her by tweeting: "As much as I admire her for her...

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Trump Giving Alaska Back To Russia For A Parade

Funny story: Trump Giving Alaska Back To Russia For A Parade

To gain a more substantial toehold in the United States, (as though deciding the last election hadn’t been sufficient) Vladimir Putin generously suggested, that if Trump wanted to remain his good pal, as a gesture of friendship, he would return Alask...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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