Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

Funny story written by Al N.

Thursday, 15 February 2018

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Fox News called for Obama to be "detained" in a secret prison until the portraits can be deciphered.

Two fringe groups and a deranged scientist are all claiming that the Obama's official White House portraits are being used to send messages to the next galaxy, possibly giving an all clear for an alien invasion.

"Maybe that's not what is happening here, but can we really take that chance?" spoke the deranged scientist.

One of the fringe groups says that they are in the process of decoding the messages and will give the results as soon as possible.

The other group stated, "We thought the portraits were suspicious when we realized that the woman depicted in Michelle Obama's portrait isn't even her! And the fact that Obama is framed by vegetation is considered a slap at Trump, calling him a vegetable. This part we like."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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