Meghan Markle Says That Melania Trump Told Her She is Planning on Divorcing the President

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 29 April 2020

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Meghan Markle is one of the few people who has the first lady's cell phone number.

LOS ANGELES – Ever since returning to the United States, Meghan Markle and her husband, Prince Harry, have been making lots of friends.

Meghan first met the first lady at a charity softball game to benefit unemployed doctors in Los Angeles County.

The two women started chatting and quickly learned that they had the same dislike for Russian food, Piers Morgan, cellulite, the New England Patriots, and Madonna.

Meghan even mentioned that she had no tolerance for pathological liars.

Melania giggled and said that she hates pathological liars also, but she manages to keep quiet about it so she doesn’t offend her husband.

She then said that since the Coronavirus pandemic hit, the president has turned into a constant ‘bitching machine.’

Melania revealed that Donald has now even started complaining about the way she kisses, the way she pronounces the word Massachusetts, and the way she doesn’t let him touch her below the waist.

Meghan told her that she really and truly feels sorry for her. Melania thanked her and said that it’s okay, because once the president loses in November, she is going to divorce him, and move back to Slovenia, with their son Barron and his pet woodchuck, Woody.

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