CHICAGO – (Sports News) – PETA has tried for years to stop the famous Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain – to no avail. They have tried to stop kangaroo fights in Australia – to no avail. And they’ve tried – unsuccessfully to stop turtle b…
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Sports Balls Illustrated reporter Dottie Bazooka recently spoke with Houston Astros 2nd baseman, Jose Altuve, at a local Jack-In-The-Batter’s-Box Lounge, across from Minute Maid Park. She asked him how it feels to be on t…
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – Well ladies and gentleman, it has rolled in once again, and the scramble will soon begin. Those two dreaded words – Hurricane Season, are now upon us, like Philadelphia Cream Cheese on a bagel. Weathermen…
MEXICO CITY – (Satire News) – Mexico’s national news agency El Ole News, confirmed that the reason Mexico decided to cancel this year’s national Cinco De Mayo festivities was due to the nation-wide tequila shortage. Humberto Roberto Del Centavo, s…
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – Meghan Markle, her prince Harry, and Kim Kardashian were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Kim’s husband Kanye, could not make it because he had an infected uvula, plus he is allergic to mariachi music. But th...
It was a hot day as Pope Francis addressed over ten thousand people today at the National Auditorium, Mexico City. His Holiness, visibly tired from his hectic days of meetings with local dignitaries, diplomats and politicians seemed very thirsty as he availed himself freely from a large decanter of 'water'placed on a small table by his throne. Pope Francis's Address in Mexico City Raisin...
NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole was in New York City filming a television commercial for Jose Cuervo Tequila. The British singer was asked how things were going with her and her boyfriend, Manchester United soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar bett...
PORTLAND, Oregon - The Moda Center, home of the league leading Portland Trailblazers has been quite a lively place lately. The Portland fans are some of the loudest in the entire NBA. Many visiting sportswriters say that they have to use earplu...
We often misplace things. Keys, wallets, even briefcases and laptops have gone missing simply by misplacing them temporarily. And this Louisville man, whose favorite gifts at Christmas is a bottle of Makers, or tequila. He misplaces things, too. A lo...
"She kept messing up the order!" stated local bar keep Jim Bean, "she'd suck it, slam it, then lick it. Then she'd try again. Slam it, suck it, lick it. Never in the right order!" When asked about the debacle, the cute patron replied "Does it rea...
EAST LOS ANGELES - Representatives of The General Pancho Villa Tequila Company of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico have met with U.S. representatives of The Left Coast Alcohol Alliance about importing tequila from Mexico. LCAA spokesperson Troy McTizzy, 32,...
LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic state that Lindsay Lohan is bored and she wants to be let out early due to the fact that she has been a model patient but mostly because she is a famous, nationally known movie sta...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashley Judd flew down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the Indianapolis 500 Memorial Day Classic. Judd who is in the process of getting divorced from three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, 40, told a close friend t...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - One of the happiest couples in Tinsel Town recently jetted down to sunny old Mexico for some well-earned fun in the sun. The stars of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder were spied down at The Whole Enchila...
LONDON - Rihanna seems to love seeing herself and her name splashed all over the front pages of newspapers and magazines, and her latest incident will certainly not change a thing. The 24-year-old singer was celebrating her brand new line of bruis...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has contacted President Nacho Winslow of Mexico and reminded him about a loan that the United States made to Mexico in 2002. President Obama was referring to a $13.7 million loan that was given to Mexico to help...
MEXICO CITY - The Republic of Mexico has just announced that they are having a very serious problem with illegal aliens entering their southern border from Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, and Nicaragua. Laguna Vendetta, a reporter with Mexico's...
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