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Funny story: PETA Demands That Mexico Immediately Stop It’s Bullfights, Cockfights, and Burrofights

PETA Demands That Mexico Immediately Stop It’s Bullfights, Cockfights, and Burrofights

CHICAGO – (Sports News) – PETA has tried for years to stop the famous Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain – to no avail. They have tried to stop kangaroo fights in Australia – to no avail. And they’ve tried – unsuccessfully to stop turtle b…

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Funny story: Jose Altuve and The Houston Astros Are Kicking Butt As They Sport The Best Record In The American League

Jose Altuve and The Houston Astros Are Kicking Butt As They Sport The Best Record In The American League

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Sports Balls Illustrated reporter Dottie Bazooka recently spoke with Houston Astros 2nd baseman, Jose Altuve, at a local Jack-In-The-Batter’s-Box Lounge, across from Minute Maid Park. She asked him how it feels to be on t…

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Funny story: Hurricane Season is Here and The Plywood State of Florida is Already Stocking Up on Plywood, Flashlight Batteries, and Tequila

Hurricane Season is Here and The Plywood State of Florida is Already Stocking Up on Plywood, Flashlight Batteries, and Tequila

ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – Well ladies and gentleman, it has rolled in once again, and the scramble will soon begin. Those two dreaded words – Hurricane Season, are now upon us, like Philadelphia Cream Cheese on a bagel. Weathermen…

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Funny story: The Reason Mexico Cancelled All of The Extremely Popular Cinco De Mayo Celebrations

The Reason Mexico Cancelled All of The Extremely Popular Cinco De Mayo Celebrations

MEXICO CITY – (Satire News) – Mexico’s national news agency El Ole News, confirmed that the reason Mexico decided to cancel this year’s national Cinco De Mayo festivities was due to the nation-wide tequila shortage. Humberto Roberto Del Centavo, s…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico

Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – Meghan Markle, her prince Harry, and Kim Kardashian were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Kim’s husband Kanye, could not make it because he had an infected uvula, plus he is allergic to mariachi music. But th...

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Funny story: The Pope In Mexico

The Pope In Mexico

It was a hot day as Pope Francis addressed over ten thousand people today at the National Auditorium, Mexico City. His Holiness, visibly tired from his hectic days of meetings with local dignitaries, diplomats and politicians seemed very thirsty as he availed himself freely from a large decanter of 'water'placed on a small table by his throne. Pope Francis's Address in Mexico City Raisin...

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Funny story: Mexican Demon 'Charlie' not a Twitter user

Mexican Demon 'Charlie' not a Twitter user

People around the world are trying to summon a "Mexican demon" named Charlie, using pencils and a bit of paper. This follows a Twitter explosion, #CharlieCharlieChallenge, where readers are encouraged to summon the demon to answer their questions,...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Is Very Upset With Boyfriend Chicharito

Cheryl Cole Is Very Upset With Boyfriend Chicharito

NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole was in New York City filming a television commercial for Jose Cuervo Tequila. The British singer was asked how things were going with her and her boyfriend, Manchester United soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar bett...

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Funny story: The Portland Trailblazers Are Sitting On Top of The NBA With A 23-5 Record

The Portland Trailblazers Are Sitting On Top of The NBA With A 23-5 Record

PORTLAND, Oregon - The Moda Center, home of the league leading Portland Trailblazers has been quite a lively place lately. The Portland fans are some of the loudest in the entire NBA. Many visiting sportswriters say that they have to use earplu...

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Funny story: Local Businessman Lost His Yacht: He Simply Forgot Where He Put It

Local Businessman Lost His Yacht: He Simply Forgot Where He Put It

We often misplace things. Keys, wallets, even briefcases and laptops have gone missing simply by misplacing them temporarily. And this Louisville man, whose favorite gifts at Christmas is a bottle of Makers, or tequila. He misplaces things, too. A lo...

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Funny story: Bartender Asserts Local Tequila Drinker is Dyslexic

Bartender Asserts Local Tequila Drinker is Dyslexic

"She kept messing up the order!" stated local bar keep Jim Bean, "she'd suck it, slam it, then lick it. Then she'd try again. Slam it, suck it, lick it. Never in the right order!" When asked about the debacle, the cute patron replied "Does it rea...

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Funny story: Mexico To Open A Tequila Factory In East Los Angeles

Mexico To Open A Tequila Factory In East Los Angeles

EAST LOS ANGELES - Representatives of The General Pancho Villa Tequila Company of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico have met with U.S. representatives of The Left Coast Alcohol Alliance about importing tequila from Mexico. LCAA spokesperson Troy McTizzy, 32,...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Has No Idea How The Bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila Ended Up Underneath Her Rehab Clinic Bed

Lindsay Lohan Says She Has No Idea How The Bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila Ended Up Underneath Her Rehab Clinic Bed

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic state that Lindsay Lohan is bored and she wants to be let out early due to the fact that she has been a model patient but mostly because she is a famous, nationally known movie sta...

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Funny story: Ashley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500

Ashley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashley Judd flew down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the Indianapolis 500 Memorial Day Classic. Judd who is in the process of getting divorced from three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, 40, told a close friend t...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen Canoodling Under The Moon In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen Canoodling Under The Moon In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - One of the happiest couples in Tinsel Town recently jetted down to sunny old Mexico for some well-earned fun in the sun. The stars of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder were spied down at The Whole Enchila...

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Funny story: Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

LONDON - Rihanna seems to love seeing herself and her name splashed all over the front pages of newspapers and magazines, and her latest incident will certainly not change a thing. The 24-year-old singer was celebrating her brand new line of bruis...

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Funny story: The U.S. Demands That Mexico Repay The $13.7 Million Loan

The U.S. Demands That Mexico Repay The $13.7 Million Loan

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has contacted President Nacho Winslow of Mexico and reminded him about a loan that the United States made to Mexico in 2002. President Obama was referring to a $13.7 million loan that was given to Mexico to help...

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