VAR To Sort Out If England 1966 World Cup Goal Was In Or Not
VAR, the Video Assistant Referee, which has proved so successful in helping on-field officials reach correct decisions in football matches all over the world, is to be used to determine whether or not the ball had crossed the line in England's 1966 W...
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Capello Issues "Please Sack Me" Plea
The suspicion that Fabio Capello is wanting the Football Association to put him out of his misery and sack him was confirmed today when the beleaguered England boss reinstated John Terry as national captain. The decision to replace Rio Ferdinand a...
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Jennifer Thompson To Service More England Players
Jennifer Thompson, the 21-year-old Bolton strumpet who recently broke into the headlines after sitting on Wayne Rooney's face, has been drafted into Fabio Capello's squad for the rest of the Euro 2012 qualifying campaign. She is to work closely wi...
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David Beckham Tells A Really Good Joke
David Beckham, the England footballer, had members of the Press in stitches yesterday at the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympic Games, where he was appearing solely for the purpose of kicking a football once from the top of a London double-decke...
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World Cup Woes Continue
Almost 9 months after the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, the fall out from England's woeful displays rumbles on. Over 800 complaints have been made after a control centre technical fault led to ITV HD viewers being shown a car advert instead of...
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David Beckham Acquires Fast Plane To Beat DVT
After a warning by health experts that making too many flights between Los Angeles and London could constitute a health risk, footballer David Beckham has acquired a rather novel mode of transport to deal with the pr...
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England v Germany - Or Was It Terry v Gerrard?
Fabio Capello's English National Team Has Been Given Some "Ball Pointers" From Dr. Andy Harland
Belarus Side Includes Three Terrorists
Owen Hargreaves is back and England "kneeds" you!
Euro 2012: Rooney confused by comparisons with Pele
The Curse Of The 1966 World Cup Final
Beckham To Insist Upon Tottenham Kit Change
David Nugent No Gent In Nou Camp Netting Nuisance
England Players Demand Pay Increase
England coach Roy Hodgson to employ Harry Redknapp as translator
The Secret England Footballer's Diary: Euro 2016 and Scotland
2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil
David James Told To "Decide On Hairstyle"
England goalkeeper David James has been told by FIFA to make a decision on which hairstyle he will sport during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, and to "stick to it!" James, 39, the Portsmouth goalie who is about to jump ship and sign for Spurs...
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England drop Beckham and Bentley
England boss Steve McLaren has dropped ball bender Beckham from the squad for the England qualifier against football giants Croatia this evening. In a statement McLaren revealed; "Beckham simply couldn't be selected, as when making the shirt...
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Notts County Announce Massive Fall In Season Ticket Sales
Notts County, who last week secured the services of the former England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson as Director of Football, have announced the rather depressing news that season ticket sales for the coming campaign are at a record low. County, the...
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Andy Murray turned away from Wimbledon Centre Court on day of Mens Final
The final day of Wimbledon - traditionally the day of the mens final - was thrown into controversy early this morning when Andy Murray was refused entry by strict security staff. Murray - the first British mens finalist for 74 years - was turned a...
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Harry Redknapp In Line For England Manager's Job?
Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp has this morning emerged as the man most likely to succeed England boss Fabio Capello when the Italian is finally ousted from his post, I can report. Redknapp, formerly boss at Bournemouth, West Ham, Portsm...
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Gary Lineker Vows To Take Revenge On Twitter Trolls
Legendary former England, Leicester and Barcelona striker Gary Lineker has had enough of hilarious Twitterers reminding him of the time he crapped himself on the pitch during a group stage match versus the Republic of Ireland at the 1990 World Cup in...
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Harry Maguire Implicated In Huge Betting Scandal
Police are looking into a huge betting scandal in the wake of the England football team's 5-3 victory over Kosovo in Southampton last night, with central defender Harry Maguire being the focus of their investigation. Maguire, it was, who dithered…
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Euro 2012: Fans praise ITV for England v France coverage
Football fans tonight joined together in unity to congratulate broadcaster ITV for their coverage of Euro 2012 Group D match England v France. Supporters were naturally worried that the commercial broadcaster was given rights to the opening match...
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David Icke named new England manager
After England's ignominious 4-1 defeat by Germany, the English Football Association has turned to an unlikely source of salvation, David Icke. This shock decision is sure to outrage many England fans already angered by their team's poor performanc...
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England qui qui themselves against France!
Donetsk, somewhere in the land of nod: England went on the pitch last night determined not to play football against the "Sacre Bleus" (Who weren't much better) and were so frightened of losing they nearly "qui, qui'd" themselves. Memories of Chels...
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Busker only singing Three Lions Song
Busker Rodney Whittington, 37 has only been singing football favourite Three Lions for a week. 'It is the feel-good song of the week, that and Sweet Caroline seems to get the crowds singing along. Of course, next week I will be doing obscure Rod S…
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England 1 Brazil 1: McClaren Swears On TV
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David Beckham Acquires Fast Plane To Beat DVT
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England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations
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England drop Beckham and Bentley
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Notts County Announce Massive Fall In Season Ticket Sales
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David Icke named new England manager
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Harry Redknapp In Line For England Manager's Job?
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Andy Murray turned away from Wimbledon Centre Court on day of Mens Final
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Gary Lineker Vows To Take Revenge On Twitter Trolls
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Harry Maguire Implicated In Huge Betting Scandal
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Job Centre Chaos As Thousands Apply For England Manager's Job
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David Beckham Tells A Really Good Joke
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David James Told To "Decide On Hairstyle"
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Jennifer Thompson To Service More England Players
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World Cup Woes Continue
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Capello Issues "Please Sack Me" Plea
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Euro 2012: Fans praise ITV for England v France coverage
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England qui qui themselves against France!
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VAR To Sort Out If England 1966 World Cup Goal Was In Or Not
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Busker only singing Three Lions Song
