Funny story - Steven Gerrard Issues an Apology

Steven Gerrard Issues an Apology

Disgraced England Captain, Steven Gerrard, also of Liverpool, arrived back into England this morning to a hostile reception. Clamouring fans were demanding explanations not excuses from the captain and the manager, Fabio Capello. They were disappo...

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Funny story - Football Gossip: Nigerian Women, Hickman "Little Shit", Boothroyd Vote of Confidence

Football Gossip: Nigerian Women, Hickman "Little Shit", Boothroyd Vote of Confidence

After photographic evidence emerged of Nigerian players seemingly protecting testicles while facing a free kick, FIFA has begun an investigation into allegations that Nigeria's Women's World Cup team may not be all it seems. Coventry City defender...

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Funny story - Beckham To Insist Upon Tottenham Kit Change

Beckham To Insist Upon Tottenham Kit Change

LA Galaxy star David Beckham is tonight said to be close to signing a loan deal with Premier League Tottenham Hotspur, but there are still a few details that need 'ironing out'. Primary amongst these is an issue with Spurs' kit. Beckham isn't keen...

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Funny story - VAR To Sort Out If England 1966 World Cup Goal Was In Or Not

VAR To Sort Out If England 1966 World Cup Goal Was In Or Not

VAR, the Video Assistant Referee, which has proved so successful in helping on-field officials reach correct decisions in football matches all over the world, is to be used to determine whether or not the ball had crossed the line in England's 1966 W...

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Funny story - Euro 2012: England prepare to fly home after Italy defeat

Euro 2012: England prepare to fly home after Italy defeat

England players are today packing their suitcases and preparing to fly back home after the 4-2 penalty defeat to Italy last night. Ashley Cole and Ashley Young who both missed their crucial kicks, have already been offered a pizza advert, followin...

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Funny story - England fans derided as 'Pussies'

England fans derided as 'Pussies'

England fans have been labelled 'Pussies' by a senior footballing figure in the run up to their Euro 2012 opener v France The criticism comes after it was revealed that only 4,000 tickets to the Monday evening game had been sold and that the £40 f...

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Funny story - Confusion reigns as Fabio picks wrong squad

Confusion reigns as Fabio picks wrong squad

Fooball bosses admitted today that "terrible mistakes" had been made when announcing England's final 23 players for the World Cup Finals. Bosses blamed Fabio Capello's inability to communicate effectively in English for the fact that Boris Johnson...

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Funny story - Wayne Rooney 'annoyed' at England team mates & Fabio Capello. None of it his fault.

Wayne Rooney 'annoyed' at England team mates & Fabio Capello. None of it his fault.

Wayne Rooney has been caught having an angry nipper tantrum in the privacy of his bedroom in Merseyside, England. The England squad returned to their country a day ago, after being thrashed 4-1 by Germany in the last 16 of the World Cup. Wayne Roo...

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Funny story - The Secret England Footballer: Russia 2018 Call Up

The Secret England Footballer: Russia 2018 Call Up

I know...I know what you’re thinking. How is it that after two years in the wilderness Gormless Gareth has seen the light and called me back into the squad? I’ll tell you how. Even GG knows class when he sees it and it’s when the going gets tough...

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Funny story - Giovanni Trapattoni: 'I'm Not God' - Fabio Capello: 'I am'

Giovanni Trapattoni: 'I'm Not God' - Fabio Capello: 'I am'

Giovanni Trapattoni stated recently "I'm Not God", although Republic Of Ireland are doing pretty well at the moment, qualifying for Euro 2012. When asked if Trapattoni was almighty and all that, 3 out of 4 of the potential squad for the Euros sai...

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Funny story - FIFA Boss Blatter Demands Goal Line Technology After England Win

FIFA Boss Blatter Demands Goal Line Technology After England Win

Head of world football, Sepp Blatter, has finally accepted that the time is right to introduce goal-line technology (GLT) into the game following England's progress into the Euro 2012 quarter-finals last night. The FIFA president tweeted that he f...

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Funny story - England v. Trinidad & Tobago Match To Be Replayed

England v. Trinidad & Tobago Match To Be Replayed

Fabio Capello has been punished by FIFA officials after they decided he used too many substitutes in last weekend's game against Trinidad & Tobago. The game, which England won 3-0, has now been d...

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Funny story - The Secret England Footballer: First Round Tunisia Yessssssssss!

The Secret England Footballer: First Round Tunisia Yessssssssss!

Would you Adam and Eve it? We only bloody did it. We bloody won a match. Harry, you're not the wuss I've been saying you are (not to your face, obviously). Hats off to the Tottenham mumbler. I always knew you were class. There was one downer for m...

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Funny story - England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations

England Players Get Married To Solidify Strong Player Relations

Three England players were married today in the biggest show of commitment to the national team for decades.

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Funny story - German team arrested for cheating England in world cup

German team arrested for cheating England in world cup

Last night the whole German team was under arrest for the most dastardly plan to deny the wonderful English team their place in the world cup. As the German team was at Johannesburg airport the ball used in the match set off bomb sensors. When the...

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Funny story - 2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil

2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil

In sensational news, the 2010 football World Cup could be staged in England, after building problems in South Africa have put the tournament plans in serious jeopardy. FIFA president...

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Funny story - McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv

McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv

Steve McClaren, the England manager now being hailed as the Greatest Ever Englishman from York, may have used 'The Force' to obtain a favourable result for his team in the Israel/Russia match on Saturday.

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Funny story - Beckham Hailed As Messiah In LA

Beckham Hailed As Messiah In LA

David Beckham scored his first LA Galaxy goal on Wednesday against DC United, and was immediately hailed not only as the club's Saviour but, indeed, the new 'Messiah&...

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Funny story - All Of England Is Cheering-on Poland

All Of England Is Cheering-on Poland

England fans, distraught at their team's inability to qualify for the Euro 2008 championships, have, in their thousands, declared their allegiance to the most obvious second choice team, Poland.

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Funny story - England Lose To Germany Again

England Lose To Germany Again

It is with great regret that we have to report that the England ladies football team today succumbed to defeat at the hands of the Germans, in Helsinki, Finland by a 6-2 margin. In the final of the European Ladies Football championship. The Eng...

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