Funny story - Researchers identify gene affecting dog genital size

Researchers identify gene affecting dog genital size

Scientists at the National Institutes of Health were baffled to find a breed of Chihuahua with a nine-inch penis and wondered why all the other breeds that they studied didn't have this evolutionary or man-made development. Nathan Sutter and his...

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Funny story - Dr. Strangelove Is Back

Dr. Strangelove Is Back

Taiwan and China held their highest-level talks for more than six decades Tuesday, marking the first government-to-government contact since the pair's acrimonious split in 1949. Wang Yu-chi of Taiwan's Mainland Affairs Council (MAC), which oversee...

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Funny story - Three out of Four Republicans Surveyed Prefer Dick

Three out of Four Republicans Surveyed Prefer Dick

A recent survey revealed that most Republicans still support Dick Cheney as Vice-President, while George Bush's poll numbers have apparently gone flaccid. In fact, Cheney's approval numbers continue to remain rock solid despite a spat of spec...

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Funny story - Cheney Shooting No Accident: VP Was After Quayle

Cheney Shooting No Accident: VP Was After Quayle

CORPUS CHRISTI, Tex. -- Just when the pundits thought vice president Dick Cheney's "accidental shooting" of Texas attorney and Cheney friend Harry Whittington had faded from view, former CBS newsman Dan Rather has come out of retirement...

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Funny story - Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney

Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney

Washington, DC Canadian citizen Justin Bieber risked starting an international incident when he was driving his Ferrari and failed to stop in time to avoid hitting the rear of the Rolls Royce in front of him. The Rolls Royce was carrying ex-Vice-Pres...

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Funny story - Will the FCC fine Dick Cheney for the use of the F Word?

Will the FCC fine Dick Cheney for the use of the F Word?

Vice President Dick Cheney according to his aides, was "just having a bad day", when he decided to tell Democratic Senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont to "f--- off" or "f--- yourself". What an F'ing hypocrite. Is this the same Dick Cheney who is the president of the Senate, where they voted last week 99-1 to up the ante with even more fines for broadcasters who ma...

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Funny story - FCC URGED TO FINE VICE-PRESIDENT CHENEY FOR DECENCY VIOLATION

FCC URGED TO FINE VICE-PRESIDENT CHENEY FOR DECENCY VIOLATION

Washington (June 29) - Under intense public pressure including a personal appeal from shock jock Howard Stern, the Federal Communications Commission is considering fining Vice-President Dick Cheney $275,000 for using the f-word in a conversation with...

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Funny story - Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.

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Funny story - The American 3 Musketeers Last Day In Office

The American 3 Musketeers Last Day In Office

Jan. 2009. Karl Rove, Bush and Cheney enter the Oval Office for the last time. Nostalgia overtakes Bush as he openly weeps. Rove and Cheney have no reminises, only a nagging sense of lost power. "It was so beautiful, and now it is gone!" weeps Bush. "Now, now..." says Cheney as he reaches under the former President's hairline and pulls out a large computer insert. The deactivated Bush crumpl...

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Funny story - "Iron Man" Dick Cheney Crashes Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Party

"Iron Man" Dick Cheney Crashes Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Party

Johannesburg, South Africa - After charging up his "Iron Man' suit compete with the mystical Asgardian crystal on his chest, deep within the secret underground catacombs of a chicken coop on Bush's Texas ranch…Kbooom!* Suddenly, Dick Che...

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Funny story - Cash for peerages cops focus on Lord Levy and the 9/11 massacre

Cash for peerages cops focus on Lord Levy and the 9/11 massacre

London - (Ass Mess): Lord Levy, the blind trust portfolio bagman to UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, his personal Middle East envoy, chief WMD/yellowcake uranium fantasist and top racketeering partner responisble for flogging peerages, is squirming with...

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Funny story - V.P. Dick Cheney accepts role in Star Trek XI

V.P. Dick Cheney accepts role in Star Trek XI

Hot on the heels of the rumor of Matt Damon in the role of a young Captain James T. Kirk, Star Trek XI producer J.J. Abrahms has confirmed that American Vice-President Dick Cheney has accepted a role in the forthcoming blockbuster motion picture.

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Funny story - Cheney to Girl Scouts: "Eat Me"

Cheney to Girl Scouts: "Eat Me"

WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney, recently overheard dropping the "F-bomb" to Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Vermont, has struck again. At a brief photo op this morning, he told the members of Girl Scout Troop 1327 of Neurath, Alabama to &qu...

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Funny story - Montana Tells Dick Cheney Not To Even Think About Hunting In The Big Sky State

Montana Tells Dick Cheney Not To Even Think About Hunting In The Big Sky State

HELENA, Montana - The Montana governor's office has just issued a directive informing former Vice-President Dick Cheney that he is not going to be allowed to hunt in Montana. Cheney has just particiapted in a Wyoming Antelope Hunting Contest where...

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Funny story - Cheney Refuses to Leave

Cheney Refuses to Leave

THE BUNKER BENEATH THE WHITE HOUSE -- Vice President Dick Cheney today announced his intention to remain in control of the bunker beneath the White House. "I don't care what the American people decided, I'm not leaving. What do they think America i...

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Funny story - George and Laura Bush, Dick Cheney Enter Rehab Clinics for Oil Addiction

George and Laura Bush, Dick Cheney Enter Rehab Clinics for Oil Addiction

WASHINGTON, DC (AP)--Americans were shocked by the public disclosure on Friday that the White House is filled with the victims of oil addiction, including all senior Republicans.

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Funny story - George Bush Invites Dick Cheney and Kanye West To Go Bird Hunting

George Bush Invites Dick Cheney and Kanye West To Go Bird Hunting

DALLAS - George W. Bush speaking in the living room of his double wide trailer house in Dallas talked to Livingston Hillymucker, a reporter for Positively Politics Monthly The former president was asked if he really felt that Kanye West truly beli...

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Funny story - Vice President Cheney Touts Toilet Clogging Capability

Vice President Cheney Touts Toilet Clogging Capability

Washington - In a fresh example of his failure to gauge the national mood, Vice President Dick Cheney discussed a memorable bowel movement for nearly three minutes during a recent airing of "Meet the Press." A stunned Tim Russert stared -...

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Funny story - Certain 'Forces' Send In THE CHENEY To Take Care Of Lame Duck Government.

Certain 'Forces' Send In THE CHENEY To Take Care Of Lame Duck Government.

Eager to take over the U.S. government as swiftly as possible after winning major seats in the Senate and Legislature, 'certain forces' within our system have called on a specialist to rid the organization of its 'lame duck' elements. Operating in se...

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Funny story - Dick Cheney Accidently Shoots All Senate Democrats

Dick Cheney Accidently Shoots All Senate Democrats

Washington DC (IP) - Dick Cheney accidentally shot every Democrat member of the Senate and even a couple of Republicans and one Independent.

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