Funny story - Researchers identify gene affecting dog genital size

Researchers identify gene affecting dog genital size

Scientists at the National Institutes of Health were baffled to find a breed of Chihuahua with a nine-inch penis and wondered why all the other breeds that they studied didn't have this evolutionary or man-made development. Nathan Sutter and his...

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Funny story - Alien Found in Dick Cheney's Intestines

Alien Found in Dick Cheney's Intestines

Early this morning, Dick Cheney was rushed to the hospital, having severe abdominal pains. Suspecting that he had swallowed another roll of hundred dollar bills, they quickly rushed him into emergency surgery. After determining that Vice Presiden...

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Funny story - Dick Cheney's New Heart Shaped Like Vagina

Dick Cheney's New Heart Shaped Like Vagina

Austria - Dick Cheney is in Austria for a very special operation to replace his heart with a new man-made pump called the VRSEX4U. Cheney has complained in recent days to friend and confidant Sarah Palin about his inability to have relations with...

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Funny story - John Edwards/ Dick Cheney Debate: Audience Awards Edwards 82.5 Million for Pain and Suffering

John Edwards/ Dick Cheney Debate: Audience Awards Edwards 82.5 Million for Pain and Suffering

Vice Presidential candidate Senator John Edwards met Republican Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney in the only Vice Presidential debate of this election cycle. After watching Senator Edwards being forced to listen to Dick (Dick) Cheney for ninety min...

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Funny story - Who Is Gay Daughter's Baby's Father? Dick Cheney, Howard K Stern, Larry Birkhead - Angelina Jolie to Adopt!

Who Is Gay Daughter's Baby's Father? Dick Cheney, Howard K Stern, Larry Birkhead - Angelina Jolie to Adopt!

(Hollyweird) -- A media circus worthy of Anna Nicole Smith, but in a B cup, has come to tinseltown as lawyer turned gigolo Howard K Stern and photographer turned billionaire daddy Larry Burkhead challenge Vice President turned fag hag B A Dick Cheney...

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Funny story - Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.

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Funny story - George W. Bush Shoots Dick Cheney In the Face

George W. Bush Shoots Dick Cheney In the Face

AUSTIN, TX - Former Vice President Dick Cheney is in critical condition after being shot in the face by former President Bush at the latter's Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, TX. According to witnesses, Bush saw a squirrel foraging at the base of...

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Funny story - Whole New Meanings Given To The Word 'Traitor'.

Whole New Meanings Given To The Word 'Traitor'.

In the Cheney years of ruling power in the U.S., the word 'traitor' took on new meanings unimagined by Funk and Wagnall. The basic meaning as written down by the word-oracle Webster some 250 years ago is 'one who betrays a trust' which would put pretty much the whole Bush cabinet in jail. In our kinetic times it has come to mean the following as well: any social or legal action purported by a...

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Funny story - Cheney Says He's Just Amoral, Not Immoral

Cheney Says He's Just Amoral, Not Immoral

Former Vice-President Dick Cheney, who convinced George W. Bush to engage in the U.S. invasion of Iraq, today defended himself on "Meet The Press." "Sure a million or so of people were killed and we lost about $3 Trillion but we won the battle for...

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Funny story - Wake up, America. It's all just a bad dream.

Wake up, America. It's all just a bad dream.

New York City - The nation is sleeping through the wrong American Dream, and needs only to wake up to avoid the nightmarish problems it is facing. "If you don't think you're dreaming, examine the evidence that proves otherwise," said Kilgore Trout...

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Funny story - Trump Seeks Tactical Nukes For His Jet

Trump Seeks Tactical Nukes For His Jet

Complaining that it's unfair for him to wait till he's officially president to have full US military and Secret Service protection, Donald Trump says he should be allowed to outfit his personal jet with tactical or so called "theater" nukes because o...

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Funny story - Will the FCC fine Dick Cheney for the use of the F Word?

Will the FCC fine Dick Cheney for the use of the F Word?

Vice President Dick Cheney according to his aides, was "just having a bad day", when he decided to tell Democratic Senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont to "f--- off" or "f--- yourself". What an F'ing hypocrite. Is this the same Dick Cheney who is the president of the Senate, where they voted last week 99-1 to up the ante with even more fines for broadcasters who ma...

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Funny story - Cheney, Inspired By Successful 'Iron Man' Movie, Creates His Own Super Hero

Cheney, Inspired By Successful 'Iron Man' Movie, Creates His Own Super Hero

Inspired by the success and the popularity of Marvel Comics 'Iron Man' movie series, Dick Cheney has decided to use the millions he gathered during his tenure as the head of Halliburton and as the shadow head of the United States of America to reinve...

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Funny story - Cheney's Office Finds Funding

Cheney's Office Finds Funding

Threatened with loss of funding for operations, The Office of the Vice President of the United States of America has found an alternate means to oversee and dominate all three branches of government.

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Funny story - Cheny Hunts For Quail, Nails Kerry

Cheny Hunts For Quail, Nails Kerry

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded Massachusetts senator John Kerry during a weekend quail hunting trip at a south Texas ranch, spraying Kerry in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.

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Funny story - Mary Cheney became pregnant by parthenogenesis; global warming to blame?

Mary Cheney became pregnant by parthenogenesis; global warming to blame?

Frostbite Falls (Spoof News) Mary Cheney, daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney, gave birth today to an 8 and a half pound baby boy.

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Funny story - Cheney Says America's Youth Have Bright Future

Cheney Says America's Youth Have Bright Future

Reports by the US Treasury Department that Social Security and Medicare will be bankrupt by 2041, and there will be nothing left for our young people when they retire, has caused an entire generation of our youth to become frightened, aggressive, hyp...

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Funny story - Dick Cheney Confesses He's Hot for Sarah Palin

Dick Cheney Confesses He's Hot for Sarah Palin

During the same interview in which Dick Cheney said that Sarah Palin wouldn't make a good Vice President of the United States, Cheney went on to confess that he thought she had great tits, a nice ass, and would probably be a real firecracker in bed.

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Funny story - Vice President Cheney Threatens to Resign

Vice President Cheney Threatens to Resign

United States Vice President Dick Cheney threatened to resign in a cabinet meeting today from his office (there are only three months left of his term). Cheney stomped out of the meeting and left the White House in a huff. When asked to explain t...

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Funny story - Vice President Cheney Threatens Iran With War

Vice President Cheney Threatens Iran With War

SYDNEY (Reuters) -- US Vice President Dick Cheney threatened Iran with war in a speech in Sydney, Australia on Friday, saying that Israel and Big Oil and Big Bankers "had ordered him" to make the threat.

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