Funny story: Researchers identify gene affecting dog genital size

Researchers identify gene affecting dog genital size

Scientists at the National Institutes of Health were baffled to find a breed of Chihuahua with a nine-inch penis and wondered why all the other breeds that they studied didn't have this evolutionary or man-made development. Nathan Sutter and his...

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Funny story: Lucifer Chairs Bilderberg Conference

Lucifer Chairs Bilderberg Conference

The annual Bilderberg meeting comprising the most powerful men on the planet is currently under way at a secret location in Italy. This conference draws up and implements policies for ruling the world. Resolutions are voted on and passed to world leaders. A Bilderberg conference conceived and launched the EEC. Chairing this years meeting is Lucifer himself. Hence the manic secrecy concerning wh...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Shoots Dick Cheney In the Face

George W. Bush Shoots Dick Cheney In the Face

AUSTIN, TX - Former Vice President Dick Cheney is in critical condition after being shot in the face by former President Bush at the latter's Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, TX. According to witnesses, Bush saw a squirrel foraging at the base of...

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Funny story: Vermont to Arrest George Bush and Dick Cheney

Vermont to Arrest George Bush and Dick Cheney

Brattleboro, Vermont, is set to vote in deciding whether or not to indict and issue arrest warrants for George Bush and Dick Cheney. Their crimes: Perjury, war crimes, espionage for spying on U.S. citizens and obstruction of justice for the firing of...

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Funny story: US Gun Runners Arm the IRA, Drug Cartels and Dick Cheney's Hunting Parties

US Gun Runners Arm the IRA, Drug Cartels and Dick Cheney's Hunting Parties

The US of A has been the world's largest weapons dealer in the post World War II era. War! What is it good for? has been answered by American capitalists with the rousing refrain: Absolutely Profitable! And so the armaments industry has rolled ou...

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Funny story: Cheney Hospitalized for Believing that His Opinion Still Counts

Cheney Hospitalized for Believing that His Opinion Still Counts

Former Vice president and really bad shot Dick cheney has been confined to the psychiatric ward at the Douglas Mac Arthur Military Hospital for the Militarily mentally Insane. Cheney, who cannot seem to keep his mouth shut after practically ruini...

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Funny story: Easter Defaults; Resurrection Looks Doubtful

Easter Defaults; Resurrection Looks Doubtful

Brussels - The Holidays and Holy Days Panel of the European Union has canceled Easter this year due to a lack of funding. "The Almighty, and I do use that name with a high degree of bitterness, refuses to perform a Resurrection this year," said Re...

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Funny story: Cheney, Inspired By Successful 'Iron Man' Movie, Creates His Own Super Hero

Cheney, Inspired By Successful 'Iron Man' Movie, Creates His Own Super Hero

Inspired by the success and the popularity of Marvel Comics 'Iron Man' movie series, Dick Cheney has decided to use the millions he gathered during his tenure as the head of Halliburton and as the shadow head of the United States of America to reinve...

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Funny story: Cheney Toted As New 'It' Man For Horror Flicks

Cheney Toted As New 'It' Man For Horror Flicks

Casting agents, talent scouts and movie directors are ballyhooing Dick Cheney as being the new 'It' man for horror movies in Hollywood. The former President of Vice of the United States is being lauded as our generations Boris Karloff for his pot...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney To Run For President

Dick Cheney To Run For President

Washington Toast - It was reported today, according to TheSpoof.com's usually unreliable sources, that Vice President Dick Cheney has decided to run for President of the United States, suggesting the other chicken liver candidates were second str...

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Funny story: Cheney Shooting No Accident: VP Was After Quayle

Cheney Shooting No Accident: VP Was After Quayle

CORPUS CHRISTI, Tex. -- Just when the pundits thought vice president Dick Cheney's "accidental shooting" of Texas attorney and Cheney friend Harry Whittington had faded from view, former CBS newsman Dan Rather has come out of retirement...

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Funny story: Cheney And Bush In The Revolutonary War.

Cheney And Bush In The Revolutonary War.

In a parallel universe to ours, one which resembles ours in every respect except times and situations are rearranged, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush find themselves back in Boston at the time of the Revolutionary War. In this parallel universe, personalities and characteristics remain the same, but the environment, the historical time and the circumstances have changed. The two men meet on t...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney warns Tony Blair is a sitting duck over Iraq and stuff

Dick Cheney warns Tony Blair is a sitting duck over Iraq and stuff

Washington - It's exactly 20 years this Monday since Dick Cheney accidentally shot a Texas attorney during a Dan Quail hunt at a chicken ranch belonging to the Kennedys. Or so the story goes. The incident is said to have left a deep impression...

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Funny story: McClellan Invited to Hunt with Cheney

McClellan Invited to Hunt with Cheney

Waco, TX - Vice-President Dick Cheney invited former White House staffer Scott McClellan to go hunting over the weekend, in an email sent by accident to news outlets.

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Funny story: Joseph Fritzl, Warren Jeffs challenge Dick Cheney's incest claims

Joseph Fritzl, Warren Jeffs challenge Dick Cheney's incest claims

Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Ass Mess): Dick Cheney's claims naming West Virginia as the incest capital of the world have been poo-pooed by Austrian famly sex nutter Joseph Fritzl and Texan fundamental polygamist swine Warren Jeffs.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Says That He Has Bigger Man Boobs Than Joe Biden

Dick Cheney Says That He Has Bigger Man Boobs Than Joe Biden

Former United States Vice President Dick Cheney said in an exclusive interview yesterday that he has larger man boobs than the current Vice President (Joe Biden). Cheney admitted to being upset over all of the attention being paid to the Vice Presid...

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Funny story: Mary Cheney became pregnant by parthenogenesis; global warming to blame?

Mary Cheney became pregnant by parthenogenesis; global warming to blame?

Frostbite Falls (Spoof News) Mary Cheney, daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney, gave birth today to an 8 and a half pound baby boy.

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Funny story: Records Reveal That Dick Cheney Never Received A Heart Transplant, Turns Out He Never Had One In The First Place

Records Reveal That Dick Cheney Never Received A Heart Transplant, Turns Out He Never Had One In The First Place

The Non-Associated Press released a surgeon's report detailing former vice president, Dick Cheney's "heart transplant". The operation was performed by two of the world's foremost surgeons, Drs. Foster and Schmick who actually aren't surgeons at all...

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Funny story: Tibet Our Enemy says Cheney

Tibet Our Enemy says Cheney

Dick Cheney has announced in a recent press conference attended exclusively by newspapers friendly to the president that Tibet was now on the list of America's known terrorists. Said Mr. Cheney: "We have reliable evidence that Tibetan yak farmers have been smuggling weapons of mass destruction via their flocks into neighbouring Nepal. Nepal, as you know, has been a sworn enemy of the United S...

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Funny story: So who inseminated Cheney's daughter?

So who inseminated Cheney's daughter?

Washington DC (Ass Mess): Reports that US Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter Mary is pregnant have been met with a flurry of activity on the political spread-betting website Aintgottaprayer.com.

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