Funny story: Researchers identify gene affecting dog genital size

Researchers identify gene affecting dog genital size

Scientists at the National Institutes of Health were baffled to find a breed of Chihuahua with a nine-inch penis and wondered why all the other breeds that they studied didn't have this evolutionary or man-made development. Nathan Sutter and his...

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Funny story: 'Classified' chapter of Dick Cheney book reveals prankster secrets

'Classified' chapter of Dick Cheney book reveals prankster secrets

Washington DC - The Bush Administration will go down in history as the "Prankster Presidency," according to revelations made in a classified chapter of former Vice President Dick Cheney's recently published memoirs. The top-secret material, which...

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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.

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Funny story: 'He Who Shall Not Be Named' Causes Turbulence At Romney Headquarters

'He Who Shall Not Be Named' Causes Turbulence At Romney Headquarters

There was great tension at the Republican Campaign Headquarters that morning as the worker bees entered their office in D.C. As with every campaign, unexpected situations come up. "'He Who Shall Not Be Named'" wants to endorse Romney." stated Mitch Couler to the group, his face drawn and pained from the trials of running a difficult campaign that was getting down to the wire. "Oh my God, n...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Nearly Kills Dick Cheney

Rush Limbaugh Nearly Kills Dick Cheney

In a live interview with former Vice President Dick Cheney, heard over the Rush Limbaugh Show Thursday, it was a close call on whether there would ever be another live interview with Cheney. Rush, right in the middle of talking to Cheney about ho...

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Funny story: Bush and Cheney Digging Tunnel to China

Bush and Cheney Digging Tunnel to China

George W and his MasterBlaster Little Dick Cheney are believed to be in the process of digging a tunnel to the other side of the globe. Frightened by rumors that the Obama Justice Department may actually pursue justice, the infamous war criminals...

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Funny story: President George W. Bush Admits To 911 HOAX

President George W. Bush Admits To 911 HOAX

WASHINGTON D.C.--(ASSOCSHAT PRESS) President George Walker Bush was arrested at the White House today based upon clear evidence which surfaced proving that he masterminded 911 Hoax. Secret Service pe...

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Funny story: Whole New Meanings Given To The Word 'Traitor'.

Whole New Meanings Given To The Word 'Traitor'.

In the Cheney years of ruling power in the U.S., the word 'traitor' took on new meanings unimagined by Funk and Wagnall. The basic meaning as written down by the word-oracle Webster some 250 years ago is 'one who betrays a trust' which would put pretty much the whole Bush cabinet in jail. In our kinetic times it has come to mean the following as well: any social or legal action purported by a...

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Funny story: 'Noddy and Big Ears visit The White House' by Adenoid Frighten

'Noddy and Big Ears visit The White House' by Adenoid Frighten

It was a warm summer's day in Toytown, and Big Ears was bored having nothing to do when his friend Noddy suddenly turned up. 'Hello, Big Ears', Noddy said, 'what are you doing?' 'Nothing', Big Ears replied. 'Why don't we go to The White House?', Noddy suggested, and soon the two were at the door of that little house on the prairie. Noddy was about to knock on that door when it was opened by the...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Accidently Shoots All Senate Democrats

Dick Cheney Accidently Shoots All Senate Democrats

Washington DC (IP) - Dick Cheney accidentally shot every Democrat member of the Senate and even a couple of Republicans and one Independent.

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Funny story: Man responsible for Valerie Plame leak calls Edward Snowden a traitor

Man responsible for Valerie Plame leak calls Edward Snowden a traitor

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In an interview with Fox News Sunday, former Vice President Dick Cheney accused N.S.A. whistleblower Edward Snowden of doing enormous damage to the nation, an assertion which the elder statesman found reconcilable with the fact...

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Funny story: Rugged Individualism Gone Wild: The latest instalment in the "Gone Wild" series

Rugged Individualism Gone Wild: The latest instalment in the "Gone Wild" series

From the makers of Girls Gone Wild, Nuns Gone Wild, Amish Girls Gone Wild and Milk Gone Wild comes the new video--Rugged Individualism Gone Wild. Joe Francis of Mantra Productions has decided to put the lens on his conscience this time. Now that...

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Funny story: "Iron Man" Dick Cheney Crashes Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Party

"Iron Man" Dick Cheney Crashes Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Party

Johannesburg, South Africa - After charging up his "Iron Man' suit compete with the mystical Asgardian crystal on his chest, deep within the secret underground catacombs of a chicken coop on Bush's Texas ranch…Kbooom!* Suddenly, Dick Che...

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Funny story: White House Scramble in Damage Control Exercise after Hacker Cracks Cheney's Home PC

White House Scramble in Damage Control Exercise after Hacker Cracks Cheney's Home PC

White House officials found themselves scrambling today when it was uncovered that a hacker had successfully accessed Dick Cheney's home computer. The hacker, who has yet to be apprehended, used a Trojan Horse to gain access to Cheney's computer Whi...

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Funny story: Cheney Waterboards Self: Says, "Bastard had it coming!"

Cheney Waterboards Self: Says, "Bastard had it coming!"

Former Vice President Dick Cheney remains in guarded condition today at the University of Wyoming Proctologic Hospital in Pettifogger, Wyoming. Cheney was admitted Sunday evening following a self inflicted waterboarding incident. "The bastard had i...

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Funny story: Cheney Takes Full Responsibility for Gordon Brown's Acceptance of Guilt

Cheney Takes Full Responsibility for Gordon Brown's Acceptance of Guilt

After telling many Sunday morning talk show panels that he refused to answer questions about the economy on the grounds that it might incriminate him, Cheney changed his tune this morning. The former VP and amateur mole impersonator told me that...

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Funny story: Bush and Cheney Undergo Extreme Makeovers

Bush and Cheney Undergo Extreme Makeovers

WASHINGTON (UPI-President George Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have undergone extreme makeovers by world class cosmetic consultants to change their public images on the advice of White House advisor Karl Rove.

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Funny story: Will the FCC fine Dick Cheney for the use of the F Word?

Will the FCC fine Dick Cheney for the use of the F Word?

Vice President Dick Cheney according to his aides, was "just having a bad day", when he decided to tell Democratic Senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont to "f--- off" or "f--- yourself". What an F'ing hypocrite. Is this the same Dick Cheney who is the president of the Senate, where they voted last week 99-1 to up the ante with even more fines for broadcasters who ma...

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Funny story: Cheney Shoots Self in Face. Face Will Not Press Charges.

Cheney Shoots Self in Face. Face Will Not Press Charges.

Cheyenne, WY - Vice President Cheney shot himself in the face today while hunting pheasant southeast of Cheyenne. The injury is not life threatening, doctors say, but will result in facial scaring and the need to wear an eye-patch, which, according t...

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Funny story: Former Vice-President Dick Cheney Is Having Back Surgery

Former Vice-President Dick Cheney Is Having Back Surgery

BALTIMORE - Dick Cheney, the man who was President George W. Bush's vice-president, well at least on paper, has entered The Mrs. Lord Baltimore Hospital where he will undergo back surgery. Cheney, who for eight years probably said a total of about...

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