Researchers identify gene affecting dog genital size
Scientists at the National Institutes of Health were baffled to find a breed of Chihuahua with a nine-inch penis and wondered why all the other breeds that they studied didn't have this evolutionary or man-made development. Nathan Sutter and his...
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Dick Cheney Wants Jesus to Have a Gun
Along with all the other Presidents and Vice-Presidents stashing secret documents in their flower gardens, or openly displaying them ion the coffee table for guests to rifle through and photocopy if they wish, Dick Cheney also has documents that he s…
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Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution
LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.
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Democrats to Build Commune
Key Democrats have announced plans to build a Commune on the Great Mall in Washington D.C.
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Dick Cheney has Evil Plan to Rule the World
Anonymous sources today warned of Vice-President Dick Cheney's evil plot to rule the world with Cheney clones. These sources claimed Cheney used oil companies' high tech labs and huge profits to create more than 10,000 Cheney clone embryos.
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Cheney Says America's Youth Have Bright Future
Reports by the US Treasury Department that Social Security and Medicare will be bankrupt by 2041, and there will be nothing left for our young people when they retire, has caused an entire generation of our youth to become frightened, aggressive, hyp...
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Mary Cheney became pregnant by parthenogenesis; global warming to blame?
Dick Cheney's New Heart Shaped Like Vagina
Bush-Cheney Caught with their Mideast Domino Theory Down around their Ankles!
Cheney Refuses to Leave
Cheney refrains from ridiculing Edwards during vice presidential debate
Bush Preggers With Cheney's Gay Sex Child
Turkey Pardons President Bush
The Comedy Event of the Year: Dick Cheney's "Save My Ass" tour
Dick Cheney Released H1N1A Virus to Spoil Obama's 100th day
Alien Found in Dick Cheney's Intestines
Cheney to Girl Scouts: "Eat Me"
Cheney Shooting No Accident: VP Was After Quayle
Cheney: All Americans Must Come to Iraq
Vice president Dick Cheney, on Monday, called on all Americans to grab their guns, and come to Iraq. "If we are going to control their oil, we've all got to come over here, and get it. There are more of us, than there are of them," he...
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Cheney For Dictator Campaign Kicks Off
The wheels are already grinding under the Dick Cheney for Dictator campaign of 2012. The former President of Vice of the United States announced his candidacy at a meeting of Corporations For Keeping America Under Our Thumbs' convention in New Orlean...
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Pepe and Hillary's One Year Re-Union at Club Lewinsky
It is obvious to myself, Pepe Warezabar, your roving reporter for The Guard Dog, that Hillary Clinton is alive to every nuance, every whisper of significance occurring in the known cosmos. So it was not surprising to me when we met for our one year re-union at her husband's favorite night club, The Lewinksy, that she would enquire about my health. The club was very noisy at this point with...
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President George W. Bush Admits To 911 HOAX
WASHINGTON D.C.--(ASSOCSHAT PRESS) President George Walker Bush was arrested at the White House today based upon clear evidence which surfaced proving that he masterminded 911 Hoax. Secret Service pe...
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Cheney Starts New Career As Mob Hitman
Former President-of-Vice Dick Cheney has started a new retirement career. Like many older men who have devoted an entire life to a professional career and now find themselves in retirement, Mr. Cheney is embarking on a new 'fantasy job'. Many retiree...
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Cheney backpeddles on Britney paternity claims
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Wanting to look just like Daddy! That was the bizarre claim on Capitol Hill today as officials in Vice President Dick Cheney's office admitted that a twentyfive year old secret is about to burst its seams as toxic and...
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"Mouse Orgy" Disney Video Scandal Implicates Cheney, Blair, Olmert and Harper
PARIS (AFP) - Further investigations have implicated major world leaders in the squalid "Karl Rove Mouse Orgy" video scandal involving costumed Disney characters that took place at the Disneyland Resort Paris. The new disclosures have elevated th...
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Dick Cheney Voted "Worst President of All Time"
Polling across the world has indicated that many people, especially in America, consider Dick Cheney to be "the worst President in history'. Cheney, using someone named 'Bush' as a front man, controlled and manipulated U.S. political procedure to...
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'Classified' chapter of Dick Cheney book reveals prankster secrets
Washington DC - The Bush Administration will go down in history as the "Prankster Presidency," according to revelations made in a classified chapter of former Vice President Dick Cheney's recently published memoirs. The top-secret material, which...
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George Bush and Dick Cheney Accidently Shoot Each Other in the Face
Crawford TX - A spokesman for ex-President Bush said Dick Cheney arrived this morning for a "sit down" with George Bush. The spokesman acknowledged that George Bush had been upset with remarks that Dick Cheney had released to the press in recent mont...
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Cheney Says He Is Father of Gay Daughter's Baby, Danny Lynn
(An Undisclosed Bunker) -- Vice President and Bush White House adult-supervisor Richard "Dick" Cheney (R-1919) in a stunning declaration admitted yesterday that he, not Larry Birkhead, is the "donor dad" to his daughter Mary's...
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Cheney: "Waterboard Me." Obama: "No, Waterboard Me!"
(Washington, D.C.) The debate between former Vice President Dick Cheney and current President Barack Obama over United States policy on detainees at Guanatanamo Bay, which has been intensifying over the last month, shows no sign of diminishing. The l...
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Ralph Nader Comes Clean About Being a Closet Republican
Ralph Nader, perennial independent presidential candidate and once a spokesman for many liberal political issues, admitted Wednesday to working with the Republican party in 2000 to keep Al Gore out of office. "He was basically working for the Repu...
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