Cheney Says He Is Father of Gay Daughter's Baby, Danny Lynn

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Sunday, 15 April 2007


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That's My Boy, Waaaah!

(An Undisclosed Bunker) -- Vice President and Bush White House adult-supervisor Richard "Dick" Cheney (R-1919) in a stunning declaration admitted yesterday that he, not Larry Birkhead, is the "donor dad" to his daughter Mary's child.

Ms. Cheney, a lesbian who lives an openly gay lifestyle with another woman, and who served as Coors Beer Co's Gay and Lesbian Community Outreach person (no show job from dad's ultra conservative pal), briefly became an issue in the 2006 Presidential Campaign when Sen John Kerry (D-Ketchup) had the temerity to speaks the truth to power and acknowledge Mary's sexuality.

Anyway, Mary and her same-sex partner were all out at the Republican CONVENTION and Inauguration...and now she is having a baby, which Mr, Cheney has already disclosed is a boy, to be called Danny Lynn, after Ms. Cheney's mother and Mr. Cheney's friend, imaginary friend.

Capital observers said there has not been this much excitement about a political baby-to-be since "The Boys From Brazil." Let's hope the lad favors his mother, said 68% of Americans polled.

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