New Orleans, LA - Federal District Judge Martin Feldman took immediate measures to block the 6-month moratorium President Obama placed on new deepwater drilling projects due to the ongoing disaster in the Gulf of Mexico. Most people were curious as to why this Judge would make such a ruling in light of the testimony thus far from workers on the Horizon oil platform that indicate that BP didn't take proper measures to ensure the safety of its workers.
Most people would agree that until the details of this accident are sorted out, it would be wise to not start up any more drills along America's coasts. So why would Judge Feldman make such a ruling?
Telephone records from the Judge's office indicate several phone calls from former Vice President Dick Cheney, as well as a hand-engraved invitation to go quail hunting in Texas within the next couple of weeks. Said Feldman's Judicial Assistant, "Judge Feldman really likes to go quail hunting, but he knows as well as anyone, when you get an invitation to go quail hunting with Dick Cheney, it's not really about bagging quail."
