Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 21 May 2008

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Bush-Cheney's Panzers down around their ankles

Israeli sources announced this week that Bush-Cheney revealed to them that a pre-Christmas attack on Iran was in the worst President ever's letter to Santa. Unable to manage wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, some think Bush would like to go out with a bang by striking Iran.

Many Mideast experts are protesting the neo-con love of violence as the new diplomacy. "Gun boat diplomats have been replaced by the twin ambassadors of Shock and Awe", according to Arab expert, Teen Pain Ali.

The biggest worry amongst US democrats is that Bush-Cheney's only strategy is to make leading America even more impossible than their total failure has already made it.

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