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Horseback rider turns up at McCrap drive-in instead of knackers yard!

Funny story: Horseback rider turns up at McCrap drive-in instead of knackers yard!

McCrap (Name changed for legal reasons) diners in Beccles, Norfolk, got the shock of their lives as a horse poked its head into the drive-in window demanding a burger and chips; the horse-rider was a vegetarian! A shocked McCrap worker refused to...

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Global burger producer decides to add 'real, fresh meat' to their burgers

Funny story: Global burger producer decides to add 'real, fresh meat' to their burgers

A sensational revolution is occurring in the burger world! Real, fresh meat is to replace the reconstituted crap normally on offer. Several burger kings were about to be declared veggies because basically there is no real meat in their crap anyway...

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Burgers to be banned on UK buses!

Funny story: Burgers to be banned on UK buses!

Smokers, alcoholics and people who don't pay their fares on UK buses are banned. Profane language and fighting on buses is banned too along with Grannies forcing young smartphone addicts to give up their seats! However, it seems that UK bus compan...

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Salad to Rebrand Itself as Hamburger

In preparation for National Salad Month this May, less popular salad is rebranding itself as more popular hamburger. To aid in the transition, Salad has hired a marketing team to help with the rebrand. John Liberwitz, the head of Salad's mark...

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McDonald's Launches New Minimum Wage Menu

Funny story: McDonald's Launches New Minimum Wage Menu

McDonaldland, USA -- Bowing to pressure from minimum-wage maximization advocates, the McDonald's Corporation today introduced a "more affordable" menu designed exclusively for workers at the bottom of the pay scale. "We can't afford to raise the s...

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McDonald's Shareholders Meeting Disrupted by Nanny-State Protesters

Funny story: McDonald's Shareholders Meeting Disrupted by Nanny-State Protesters

Chicago- CEO Don Thompson was challenged and often shouted down by some insistent and disruptive shareholder meeting disrupters. A belligerent Debbie Bipolaria, representative of Mothers United in Parental Neglect, accused McDonalds of using popul...

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Burger King Workers Like the Slogan Change

Funny story: Burger King Workers Like the Slogan Change

Good-bye "Have it your way." Hello "Be your way." And the BK workers seem to approve. "Why should pesty customers expect everything THEIR way?" asked a gum-chewing BK worker yesterday, continuing, "what a crock." Popping his gum at the interview...

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Jack-In-The-Box Introduces The Latest Member In Its Burger Family

Funny story: Jack-In-The-Box Introduces The Latest Member In Its Burger Family

SAN DIEGO, California - Jack-In-The-Box Corporate Spokeswoman Buffy Buttonburg told the press that the San Diego based hamburger giant has just come out with its latest burger creation. The new burger is named The QuakeBurger and it was developed...

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McDonald's Debuts Its New Burger In Honor of California

Funny story: McDonald's Debuts Its New Burger In Honor of California

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The world's largest fast food chain has just announced that it has just unveiled it latest burger creation. Company spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta said that after just being on the market for 24 hours the new McVolcanoburger is...

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Nude New Yorker At McDonalds Not Doing Well

Funny story: Nude New Yorker At McDonalds Not Doing Well

Whatever he was up to, an unnamed male (at present) suddenly appeared in New York McDonalds and ran into a lot of trouble. "He actually got in the back door", stated an employee that someone forgot to relock after going out back for a break. He ha...

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A High-Ranking Taliban General Spotted In Yuma, Arizona

Funny story: A High-Ranking Taliban General Spotted In Yuma, Arizona

YUMA, Arizona - A private investigator working for the United States government has just informed the press that he has just seen one of the Taliban's highest ranking generals. The private investigator who did not want his real name revealed, for...

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Burger King's NBA-Themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburgers Are Having Great Sales

Funny story: Burger King's NBA-Themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburgers Are Having Great Sales

MIAMI, Florida - Burger King Spokesman Gavin Zhivago related that the BK home office is positively thrilled with the sales of their latest menu addition. Zhivago said that the new NBA-themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburger is selling like gangb...

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The John & Bob Denver International Airport In Denver Has A Brand New Cannibas Appropriate Slogan

Funny story: The John & Bob Denver International Airport In Denver Has A Brand New Cannibas Appropriate Slogan

DENVER - The director of The John & Bob Denver International Airport, Washburn Bookbottom, has announced that the airport has just approved a brand new airport slogan. The slogan which will be put up all over the airport terminals will read "A...

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The Burger Miss Restaurant In Denver Is Making A Killing Selling Potburgers

Funny story: The Burger Miss Restaurant In Denver Is Making A Killing Selling Potburgers

DENVER - The Burger Miss Restaurant is a fast food hamburger franchise chain that is based in Sausalito, California. Company Spokesperson Bernie Butterbrick has just announced that one of the four Burger Miss Restaurants located in the greater Den...

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McDonald's To Introduce The McRibeyeburger In Order To Attract Richer Customers

Funny story: McDonald's To Introduce The McRibeyeburger In Order To Attract Richer Customers

OAK BROOK, Illinois - McDonald's the fast food franchise that brought you the McEnchiladas and the McSushi has just developed another in a line of extraordinary menu items. Company Spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta stated that for the past seven months...

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McDonald's To Offer A Special Promotional Burger - The McMandelaburger

Funny story: McDonald's To Offer A Special Promotional Burger - The McMandelaburger

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The largest fast food franchise in the world has just let its customers know that it will soon be putting out a special limited promotional burger in honor of Nelson Mandela. Nancy Zabaletta spokesperson for the fast food cha...

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Wendy's Could Become Windy's

Funny story: Wendy's Could Become Windy's

DUBLIN, Ohio - Wendy's is an international fast food chain that mainly sells hamburgers. It was founded in 1969, and currently has 6,650 restaurants world-wide. The executives of the hamburger giant have expressed a desire to rename the company. T...

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Jack-In-The-Box Considering Dropping The Box

Funny story: Jack-In-The-Box Considering Dropping The Box

SAN DIEGO, California - The West Coast based fast food franchise Jack-In-The-Box is on the cusp of making one of the biggest changes in the chain's 62 year history. According to a corporate representative the company is currently planning on dropp...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

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