Border Patrol agents recently discovered the latest way to smuggle Cocaine into the U. S. - Chihuahuas.
A border patrol agent in El Paso noticed a white substance dripping from a Chihuahua’s rear orifice - picked the Dog up and took a deep Sniff and said, "Yep - we have ourself a little drug doggie".
An Anal search of the whining, complaining dog found 10 grams of the nefarious substance.
The Agent was suspicious because the 300 pound Mexican lady had a dozen Chihuahuas she was bringing into the country.
The other dogs were given Enemas, and all were doggie drug Couriers.
Then a female border agent gave the Mexican lady an Enema and recovered another 10 pounds of Cocaine.
The Agents were all given commendations and then went home to bathe to get rid of the Smell.
