McDonalds Open the First All-Robot Store in Fort Worth Texas - 'May I Help You?'

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 26 December 2022

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Several News sites carry the Story of the first all Robotic McDonalds in Fort Worth, Texas.

You go inside an 8"X10' room to order by touch screen - pay and go over to the delivery shelf. If you forget Pepper or Catsup or Coffee Creamers - or need a Napkin - - you are out of luck.

Outside you talk to a computer for a drive through order. If you try to confuse it as some Teens will - it is programmed to say - ‘Get lost', 'you look like a loser', etc. - and won't serve you. So don't make any mistakes in Ordering. It is also not tolerant of foreign accents.

Will repeatedly say - 'Say that in English' and won't complete the order if it can't understand.

The inside might Smell at times as there are no Bathrooms and the Homeless will use one or more corners when Nature calls.

It will also be a good place to rob people at night. People buying food have Cash or nice Cellphones on them.

McDonalds will eventually have security Robots costing a hundred thousand Dollars apiece at each store - (are developing them).

And the Food Prep robots are a million dollars apiece. (And there are over 13, 000 McDonalds stores.) Just a couple Billion Bucks to spend.

But McDonalds loves all the Money they Save by not having minimum wage Employees. They have finally solved the Labor Problem.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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