The Russian heavy metal all-girl band says Trump once made foursome request
The outlandish all-girl heavy metal band from Russia, Pussy Riot, recently spilled the beans on their utterly bizarre encounter with the former President during his White House escapades. In an exclusive interview with the eccentric writer Carolin…
Read full storyAsk Dr. Billingsgate: Wife complains that cross-dressing husband prettier than her
Syndicated by over 100 newspapers, this popular feature has not appeared on The Spoof for over a year due to Covid restrictions. Questions that only Dr. Billingsgate would dare to answer are given priority: Dear Dr. Billingsgate: My husband a…
Read full storyOld people remembering the Coronation of their youth
83-year-old Edna and 79-year-old Tom, stalwarts of the Wet Sprocket pub in Mithering on the Trent, are both reminiscing about the previous coronation in 1953. "Do you remember that day?" asked Tom. "I do. I remember my neighbors had to hire the te…
Read full storyThe booted Tucker Carlson may be replaced by a woman who looks like a pimple with long blonde hair
Speculation is swirling at the Faux News network regarding the potential replacement for the controversial Tucker Carlson. A peculiar contender has emerged, once described as a woman bearing a striking resemblance to a blonde-haired pimple. Kaylei…
Read full storyWhataburger introduces Whatawine
The renowned fast food giant, Whataburger, is not one to rest on its laurels, they are constantly on the prowl for the next sensational 'Whata' menu addition. According to a spokesperson for the "Orange Flying W," Whatawine has now become a staple…
Read full storyA driverless Tesla crusie ship hits and sinks a Laotian fishing boat
Elon Musk has just learned that his pride and joy, the Tesla cruise ship, has collided with and sunk a Laotian fishing boat. The ship, named The Merry Mermaid of The Ocean, struck the fishing boat at 3:13 am, and within a minute, by 3:14 am, the L…
Read full storyBritney Spears' new children's book tops the New York best seller chart
Britney Spears who sings, dances, and is a sensational handywoman, has now added children's book writer to her repertoire. Sangria Wine with The Dip Sheet News writes that Britney's new book is a fantastic debut, taking the world of children's boo…
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