Whataburger introduces Whatawine

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 5 May 2023

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"I love beer, but Whatawine is so damn good!" -BLAKE SHELTON

The renowned fast food giant, Whataburger, is not one to rest on its laurels, they are constantly on the prowl for the next sensational 'Whata' menu addition.

According to a spokesperson for the "Orange Flying W," Whatawine has now become a staple at every franchise restaurant.

This exquisite wine hails from the enchanting Bordeaux region, carefully imported from the picturesque town of French Kiss, France, renowned for its unparalleled grapes.

The grapes undergo an intricate 11-month, 3-week, and 4-day fermentation process before being expertly bottled and distributed across the globe.

As you take that first sip, initial cheesy notes dance delicately on your tongue, harmonizing with the rich and complex fruity flavors. As the experience unfolds, a gentle aftertaste emerges, teasing your senses with whispers of charbroiled perfection and the unmistakable allure of a freshly-grilled Whataburger.

During their much-anticipated week-long Whatawine promotion, Whataburger announces that adult patrons purchasing a double meat, double cheese Whataburger can savor a 6-ounce glass of Whatawine for the nominal price of a dime. Whatasteal!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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