The Mars Robot Landers - Two Groups are Fighting to Name the Next One
Two groups are fighting to name the next U. S. Mars Lander robot. Both have petitions out. Millions of Rap fans of Space Flight want to call the next one the 'Mars Bitch'. They want to give it a real-world name - not some namby-pamby 'Adv…
Read full storyThe Supreme Court - Most Secretive Court in America - An Exposé
The Supreme Court is the most secretive Court in America - and being Above the Law - they keep it that way. They can be old, senile and toothless - and will stay on the Court as long as they please. That is real Power. None of that 'By the P…
Read full storyJack In The Box Is Adding A New Menu Item - Jack Flamingoburgers
CHICAGO - (Business Satire) - The American Food News Agency reports that Jack in The Box is adding a new menu item to their extensive food list. Reporter Margarita Mixx with Wild Whispers said that she spoke to the home office of Jack in The Box,…
Read full storyJoe Biden: Can Invincible Ignorance Save Him From The Fires Of Hell?
BILLINGSGATE POST: it is undeniably a fact that Joe Biden is, at best, a useful idiot for those who call the shots in the White House. Whether he can be held culpable for his actions is disputable. He might be off the hook because he is too stupid…
Read full storyThe Stormy Daniels Interview - Most Terrifying Experience - Seeing Trump Naked
The Manchester Guardian of the Galaxy on - line site just did an interview with Miss Stormy Daniels - The beautiful 'Barbie' Blonde Trumpette stripper. (Sometimes called a 'Trampette by Libs.) "Nothing can shock me,” she said. “I've seemed Tru…
Read full storyExperts Say An Asteroid Will Hit Mar-a-Lago - Trump Says It's a Just a Bullshit Hoax
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Asteroid experts have informed the White House that a gigantic asteroid about 17 times bigger than Ginni "Lardass" Thomas' huge butt will hit Mar-a-Lago, Florida in the near future. Members of The North American Solar Sys…
Read full storyPolicing in the U.S. - Death for Doing an Improper Lane Change
They have a peculiar way of Training police officers in the U. S. No other country in the World does it - Death for many offenses. You get Death for an offense that in other Countries you would only get a Traffic ticket for. Stricter than Af…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene - 'Pussy Power' Will Get her the Vice Presidency
"Sex makes the World go round,” Marjorie is quoted as saying. “I will do anything to become Vice President - anything.” One of Marjorie's Girlfriends told us that Marjorie had said that to her in a long personal conversation. This was after we…
Read full storyIowa Says Smoke Pot and We'll Bus Your Marijuana Ass To Colorado
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) - The state of Iowa, which is noted for corn, corn, and corn, has just issued a proclamation (Iowa Proclamation M-7893701) which states that anyone caught smoking cannabis within the state will be arrested, fined $5,7…
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