The Stormy Daniels Interview - Most Terrifying Experience - Seeing Trump Naked

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 27 January 2023

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This guy saw Trump naked and turned to stone. Yikes!

The Manchester Guardian of the Galaxy on - line site just did an interview with Miss Stormy Daniels - The beautiful 'Barbie' Blonde Trumpette stripper.

(Sometimes called a 'Trampette by Libs.)

"Nothing can shock me,” she said. “I've seemed Trump naked - and it wasn't pretty.”

She is mistress of ceremonies of a new Gay TV series - Older Rich guys and young Hunks living in a house and trying to find Love.

They do by mainly swapping partners - just like in previous straight TV programs.

Why a busty blond of no interest to anyone in the House is there is a mystery.

Anyway - it is sort of a Queer Eye for the Queer Guy show - not of interest to most people - except Fag Hags(straight women who love gay men) and die hard Gays. (Who funds these programs?)

Stormy had a Rags to Riches story.

She had a poor childhood - the Big Boobs came out early - so early Fame in High school.

Then learning to Bump and Grind (not the easiest skill in the world) - and a slow climb to being a Barbie Toy of the Rich and Famous.

Then meeting Trump - and almost throwing up when seeing his equipment.

She now writes scripts and directs soft Porn movies for Netflix.

Is sort of the Alfred Hitchcock of Porn films - does deep Porn Mysteries.

(39 Strokes to Midnight, etc.)

(Lance Bottomly - Hollywood Gossip Journalist)

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