Trump’s Wig Thwarts Indictment: 600 Foot Strand Unraveled To Bare All
BILLINGSGATE POST: In an unprecedented raid this morning, 36 armed-to-the-teeth FBI agents with Special Warfare Night Vision Goggles, snuck up on the sleeping hairpiece of Donald Trump. Backed up by a dozen or so armored vehicles, two spanking new M…
Read full storyKim Kardashian's Bodyguards Are The Best In The Business
MONTECITO, California - (Satire News) - Anderson Cooper recently interviewed Kim Kardashian. He asked her how she was doing after getting dumped by "Saturday Night Live" boyfriend Pete "The Schlong" Davidson. Kim replied that Petey was the best…
Read full storyPrince Harry's Real Exploits - Told to his Bar-room Buddies - (and Left out of the Book)
This is “journalist” Basil Blathering - I sat with Harrys' Buddies in a Pub one night and matched them Drink for Drink till they told me the real Story. (I am used to the Olde Church wine - so them being beer drinkers - drank them under the table…
Read full storyThe Cruel Republican Senators Want To Scrap Social Security
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Word filtering out of the GOP controlled House of Represenatives is that the hate-filled, entitled Republicans want to put a stop to Social Security benefits for over 65 million Americans. An unnamed senator (who…
Read full storyTop Secret Classified US Documents Found In The Spoof Office
The US Justice Department is in turmoil. Everyone guessed that Trump kept Top Secret Classified Documents for monetizing purposes. Biden had Top Secret Documents at his home from his Vice President days just because he didn’t realize they were there.
Read full storyTrump The Racist Nazi Is Back Texting And He Is So Damn Excited He Wet His Pants
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Trump Satire) - In the WTF Department comes word that the meanest, cruelest, most hateful texter in the history of texting has been allowed to return to texting. The ZYZ Research Group headquartered in Austin, Texas, notes t…
Read full storyA Transgender Albino Racehorse Named "See Thru" Wins Its Very First Race
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Sports Satire) - A throughbred racehorse that is not owned by the world's greatest trainer Bob Baffert, has just won the 99th running of the Cheyenne Invitational Classic Derby. The horse which is owned by Wyoming buffalo ranc…
Read full storyRightwing 'Blowhard' Trump-Back on Facebook Peddling His Poison - He's Baacck!
Big news - El Trumpo is Baacck! Let the Verbal Vitriol Roll! He has lots of Grudges and Little Boy Complaints to throw around. First - let all those 'American Patriots who Trashed the Capitol be Pardoned. They did it in His Name -…
Read full storyJerry Jones Wants Tom Brady To Be His Starting Quarterback
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Now that the Dallas Cowboys season is over, team owner Jerry "The Disappointed" Jones is really madder than a woodpecker with a limp pecker. It had been over two decades since the Cowpokes last made the playoffs, and Jon…
Read full storyTrump The Texting Turdhead Texts That He Won The Election By At Least 2 Billion Votes
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto News reports that Donald Trump has just become the most pathologically delusional person in history. The Trumptard, as 99.3% of Democrats refer to him, still believes in his little bitty pea brain t…
Read full storyGlobal Warming - Huge Antarctic Ice Berg Splits Off - Ends up as Icecubes in Australia
Global Warming directly and Indirectly is causing hug icebergs in Antarctica. Recently - according to CCN News - a 'Biggie' berg split off of the Brunt Ice Shelf. It's over 600 square miles - about the size of Greater London (without the pol…
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