Top Secret Classified US Documents Found In The Spoof Office

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 26 January 2023

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The US Justice Department is in turmoil. Everyone guessed that Trump kept Top Secret Classified Documents for monetizing purposes. Biden had Top Secret Documents at his home from his Vice President days just because he didn’t realize they were there.

Now Pence? Having stood in the back of Trump for four years, Pence was still coming out of the foggy experience and didn’t realize what he had, that he had, or why he had Top Secret Classified US Documents.

It was suggested by inside sources that Trump stashed documents in Pence’s home without Pence’s knowledge to get back at him for not overturning the election.

Possible.

But finding Top Secret Classified US Documents in the offices of The Spoof? The Spoof doesn’t even have offices, so how could that ever happen?

Tireless writers have been submitting articles to The Spoof using computers. Then a month or so later, their articles are published, seeming as though the editor is some sort of algorithm working automatically, spinning out articles all alone, behind a curtain, but wearing a green eyeshade.

So how did Top US Secret Classified Documents ever find their way to The Spoof?

The algorithm isn’t talking, but Spoof writers believe Donald Trump is behind The Spoof’s embarrassment and done by Trump to mitigate his involvement in the Mar-a-Lago library of stolen Documents.

The fear is that these Top Secret Classified US Documents will be automatically fed into The Spoof conveyor belt, and documents will be published for the entire world to see.

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