Goodbye France and hello Britain! With Global warming - France will be too Hot to produce wines and might have to move on to Orange Juice.
Britain will warm up and will become a top wine producer.
But they will have to start wearing berets and producing long loaves of bread - to keep in the spirit of the thing.
Woodchester Valley Vineyard near the town of Stroud recently won a top 'Masters Medal' for its Sauvignon Blanc wine - beating out French wines.
This was at a recent competition in London of the Global Sauvignon Awards.
"How is this possible'? - fumed French wine producers. We smell a British rat" - they fumed.
But French wine tasters were also involved in the awards.
The Romans grew wine grapes here in Britain a hundred years before the birth of Christ - so the owners knew it was possible.
Viva La Britain! - is now the rallying call in the British world of making Wine.
(Article by Wine writing Bot - 'Cognac')
