Mexico's Famed 49th Air Force Division Is Heading To Fight The Russians In The Russian-Ukrainian War
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency has just stated that Mexico is sending their pride and joy, The 49th Air Force Flying Division to the Ukraine. The air force group nicknamed "Los Matadores" consists of fighter jets, bomber…
Read full storyThe UFO Balloons Are Coming
The balloons are coming or they are close encounters of a UFO kind. So what is the US shooting down? Surveillance balloons, weather balloons, or UFOs of a 3rd kind that Steven Spielberg predicted? The 4 shot down seemed to be coming from the Nort…
Read full storyThe NRA Is Asked To Leave Rhode Island
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - (Satire News) - The governor of Rhode Island has issued a Governor's Executive Action asking that the NRA please leave the state as soon as humanly possible. In 2018 Governor Gina Raimondo of Rhode Island signed an exec…
Read full storyTrump Complains Balloons Being Shot Down Were Meant For Him
Trump on his Truth Social site recently put out a statement - lamenting these Chinese Balloons being shot down over the U. S. His spokesman said the Balloons had started around June 14th - Trump's Birthday - and he first thought they were Birthd…
Read full storyEl Chapo On Line One
Just because El Chapo is in an American jail without the possibility of seeing the light of Mexico ever again, doesn’t mean he can’t still do business and run his cocaine empire. Several cell phones have already been smuggled into the Cartel leade…
Read full storyA Chinese Spy Balloon Flies Over The Super Bowl Game During The Halftime Show
GLENDALE, Arizona - (Super Bowl Satire) - Fox Sports announcers Kevin Burkhardt and Greg Olsen, Fox News top announcing team, now that Joe Buck and Troy Aikman have left the network for ESPN (?) did a fantastic job of announcing the game. A very b…
Read full storyPaul McCartney and Kevin Hart Get Into a Fracas At Super Bowl 57
GLENDALE, Arizona - (Satire News) - Super Bowl security reported that they had to break up a fight between celebrities Paul McCartney and Kevin Hart. Reports are that Kev was sitting in Paul's seat and when McCartney asked him to move, the comedia…
Read full storyMany Stadium Fans and TV Viewers Said That Rhianna Was Lip Syncing and She Never Even Smiled
GLENDALE, Arizona - (Super Bowl Satire) - Music critics all over the world agree that on a scale of 1 to 10, Rhianna's halftime Super Bowl performance was less than memorable at 1.3. For one thing, since she's 8¼ months pregnant she wore 19 pounds…
Read full storyThe Kansas City Chiefs Defeat The Philadelphia Eagles In Super Bowl LVII - 38 to 35
GLENDALE, Arizona - (Super Bowl Satire) - A hobbling, semi-crippled Patrick Lavon Mahomes led his war-chanting Chiefs to victory in Super Bowl LVII (57). The game was played in Glendale, Arizona's State Farm Stadium, formerly The Hot-As-Hell Deser…
Read full storyKari Lake: A Lonely Falling Star
Kari Lake is a lonely loser. She sits all alone at the big football game … ‘cuz she doesn’t have a job to go to. She looks around at all the young people standing up for some kind of anthem – but old Kari ain’t standing for nobody! And don’t you…
Read full story99 Trump Balloons
Mastermind of business, Donald Trump, has re-invented himself again and again as products! And the Chinese have given him a new idea. Well, the Chinese and some people on Twitter who don’t seem to care for the ex-prez. The Trump Balloon will be…
Read full storyThe Trump Variant
And yet another variant, but this one is definitely highly suspect! The Trump Variant. Let that sink in. Trump was asked to explain: “I am the greatest, as everyone knows, so great that my body creates variants – but ones that make you he…
Read full storyNew Dictionary Word Additions That Have Come About Since the Advent Of Trump
According to the people at Weckster and Merrymen Dictionary Inc. the name and term 'Trump' have taken on more meanings, definitions and nuances in the American vernacular in the past eight years than any other word in English. It stands amazingly as…
Read full storyEric "Goofy" Trump Says His Daddy Is Now Eating 10 Big Macs a Day
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Eric "Goofy" Trump recently told Fox News host Sean "Fred Flintstone" Hannity that his daddy has become so stressed out at the thought that his old ass is going to end up in prison, that his addiction to Big Mac burgers ha…
Read full storyUS Custom Agents Find $35.8 Million In Cocaine Stuffed In Electric Vibrators
EAGLE PASS, Texas - (Satire News) - United States Custom Agents report finding cocaine stuffed in a shipment of vibrators. US agent Mills R. Sunfax said that the coke was found in 200 vibrators that were in an 18-wheeler truck that was bound for M…
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