Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle Have Agreed To Try and Get Their Husbands Back On Speaking Terms
LONDON - (UK Satire) - It's no secret that after the queen's Royal funeral, her grandsons Wils and Harry have gone back to not speaking to each other. The monarch brothers are acting more like members of America's infamous Hatfield and McCoy famil…
Read full story"The story is as explosive as four atomic bombs!"
There are unverified facts and facts that are unverifiable. Whether it is telephone cable, the deluge of a flood, the mass of a disaster, or the next demonstration of national power. There is no way in Hades the average person with a reasonably funct…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Donate $65,000 To Ukraine's War Effort
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Sportapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just written that not only are the 36 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders the prettiest and sexiest cheerleaders in all of sports, but they are also the most generous. Confetti noted that Jer…
Read full storyThe Bass Player For England's #1 Heavy Metal Rock Band, Camel Toe, Is The Nephew of Prime Minister Liz Truss
WEMBLEDON, England - (UK Satire) - A writer with Brit Music Scene Magazine, Tammy Blimeyweather, has just written that one of Prime Minister Liz Truss's nephews is a member of Britain's very popular heavy metal band, The Camel Toe. The nephew is a…
Read full storyDonald "The Trumpturd" Trump and Ron "Demented" DeSantis Are Fighting Like Dogs and Cats
CHICAGO - (US Satire) - In a political fight, brawl, and knock-down drag out fight between Trump and DeSantis, Wyatt St. Yuma with The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper says that every single Democrat in America is smiling from ear-to-ear. He also note…
Read full storyTaylor Swift's New Tay-Tay Designer String Bikini Panties Are Selling Like Hot Cakes
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel has has just stated that singer Taylor Swift's Designer String Bikini Panties have become the nation's biggest selling panties. Even four of the five Kardashian sisters hav…
Read full storyGreat Britain's Aircraft Carrier "The Big Ben" Sinks a Russian Destroyer and Two Commie Submarines
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Prime Minister Liz Truss is proud to announce that the UK's "Big Ben," England's largest and most powerful aircraft carrier, has just sunk the Russian destroyer "The Leningrad" along with two Russian subs "The Sea Squid" and "T…
Read full storyTrump Totally Disappointed and Devastated As Only 19 People Attend His Atlanta, Georgia "Super MAGA Rally"
ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - The person who spent way too much time on the golf course, when he should have been running the country (Donald Trump) is positively devastated as his latest 2024 campaign rally only drew 19 people. A rep for his…
Read full storyPrime Minister Liz Truss Has Agreed To Film a Commercial For Stella Artois Beer
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, has just announced that the new Prime Minister Liz Truss will be going to the BBC and filming a commercial for Stella Artois Beer. Truss has made it known that she has been drinkin…
Read full storyDanica Patrick Reveals Her and Aaron Rodgers Favorite Sexual Position
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - NASCAR queen Danica Patrick recently talked to Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and talk got around to sex. Danica said that Aaron (Green Bay Packers quarterback) is without a doubt the be…
Read full storyDr. Strangelove Redo: Vladimir To Ride The Bomb This Time
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the original cast of Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb, Major T. J. "King" Kong was played by Slim Pickens, who rode the nuclear bomb down to its target. The 1964 film was about what could ha…
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