"The story is as explosive as four atomic bombs!"

Funny story written by C. L. Williams

Monday, 26 September 2022

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How big is it?

There are unverified facts and facts that are unverifiable. Whether it is telephone cable, the deluge of a flood, the mass of a disaster, or the next demonstration of national power. There is no way in Hades the average person with a reasonably functioning brain can't not deny these completely arbitrary facts.

The following lead-ins need to be challenged by every human!

"The energy released was the equivalent of two million atomic bombs"

"The tower has enough Ethernet cable to go around the world four times!"

"This disaster released enough peanut butter to fill the inside of a size 14 boot in the winter!"

"The disaster caused enough damage to impact cheese stuffed inside the dashboard of a ’65 Beetle!"

We must, as a human race, force the deliverance of facts to be verifiable. Aside from comparing any area to the size of a football field, because, we are not savages, we must demand verifiable facts!

What did they say before we dropped the atomic bombs on Japan? “This explosion was as powerful as three of the bombs we are building in the desert near Los Alamos… oops. ”

I am going to drink a beer that is as big as the testicle of a blue whale. Now THAT can be measured.

Good day, C. L.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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