WEMBLEDON, England - (UK Satire) - A writer with Brit Music Scene Magazine, Tammy Blimeyweather, has just written that one of Prime Minister Liz Truss's nephews is a member of Britain's very popular heavy metal band, The Camel Toe.
The nephew is a Wembledon native named Tucker Timmy Truss, and he is the band's bass player.
Tucker told Tammy that his Auntie Liz is one of the prettiest, sexiest, and hottest 47-year-old Brit gals he has ever seen.
Camel Toe, had a number one hit with their song titled, "I Had Her Knickers Off Her Sweet Liverpudlian Ass a Mere 7 Minutes Into Our Date."
T.T. Truss has been called one of the best bass players in the world by none other than famous bass player and former Beatle Paul McCartney.
