LONDON - (UK Satire) - Prime Minister Liz Truss is proud to announce that the UK's "Big Ben," England's largest and most powerful aircraft carrier, has just sunk the Russian destroyer "The Leningrad" along with two Russian subs "The Sea Squid" and "The Ocean Octupus."
A reporter who is embedded with the crew of "The Big Ben," Ginger Beer, with The Bees Knees News Agency reported that the crew of "The BB" was ecstatic at sinking one of Putin's most prized naval vessels.
Miss Beer reported that one of the crew members of the Brit aircraft carrier is the nephew of King Charles III, Roger "The Chap" Starrberger.
