The Woman's Touch R-Rated Maid Service Has Been Voted The Best In The USA
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk, one of the leading info shows in the US, has just informed the public that Austin's Woman's Touch R-Rated Maid Service now has the distinction of being "The Best Maid Service in America." The ow…
Read full storyA Notorious Al-Qaeda Spy Captured In Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - (Satire News) - According to The Humps News Agency the rumor that the infamous Al-Qaeda spy Al Farri Shakeen has been captured is in fact true. TH reported that the infamous spy was caught sitting in the drive-thru window…
Read full storyMcDonald's Introduces It's New McPiranha & Egg Breakfast Biscuit
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - McDonalds has just announced its latest menu food item. The new delicacy was invented in the McDonalds Corporate headquarters in Cicero, Illinois. The new Mc food item is the McPiranha & Egg Breakfast Bisc…
Read full storyBlasphemy to Be Made Illegal in the Future America
From one law come others. From abortions made illegal, to possibly black and gay and female peoples also being made illegal … In America, with the super Mega-Christians Republicans doing all they can to turn their nation into a theocracy, it…
Read full storyGod Likes Pussy, But Not Head
Iran is soon to offer American girls and women a safe place to have abortions without religious politicians and law-makers trying to turn them into criminals. Of course, nothing comes free. If an American woman or girl comes to Iran for her aborti…
Read full storyThe Breaking of the Russian Bear
Putin is wearing down and losing his mind. He needs more soldiers to send to their deaths in Ukraine, and he needs to remind the world that he’s crazy enough to use nukes (even though using them could burn up all his money and properties and state-sa…
Read full storyIs Liz Truss Actually Donald Trump in Drag?
Experts have begun speculating that Donald Trump is trying to escape justice in the USA by any means necessary, and that includes turning himself into a woman. With help from his old friends in Hollywood and his TV show, Trump has become like Supe…
Read full story'Jane Austen Was a Snob'...Basil Blathering's New Book.
This is Basil Blathering doing my literary podcast - and just accidently mentioning my newest book - Jane Austen, Great Writer - Social Snob. My previous book on Margaret Thatcher got a lot of attention and I had various things thrown at me on t…
Read full storyThe US Has Just Learned From A British Spy That Putin Is Threatening To Nuke All of Europe!
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice is reporting that Putin is so upset at the fact that his Russian troops are getting their commie asses handed to them by the Ukrainian, the American, the English and the Cambodian troops, that he has stated…
Read full storyEngland's New Prime Minister Liz Truss Loves To Relax In a Baby Doll Gown and Read Her Text Messages
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Prime Minister Liz Truss sat down with BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomfiddle and had a nice, quaint, little British chit chat. The prime minister said that she had no idea how much tea was consumed by the staff at 10 Downing Stree…
Read full storyTrump Announcement: “I Declassify A Top Secret: Putin’s Cook Is An American Spy”
Yes, Trump announced: "I declassify that Putin's cook is an American spy." What? "Yeah!" said Trump, index finger pointed to his head. "I can think about it and declassify anything. It's an automatic thing." Then, Trump was asked whether Pu…
Read full storyPresident Biden Is Informed That India Is Rounding Up All of Their Sacred Cows and Shipping Them To Ukraine
NEW DELHI, India - (World Satire) - As everyone knows full well, cows in India are sacred. They are believed to hold mystical powers that can cure everything from dandruff to a yeast infection. The Global Source News Agency reports that anyone, ev…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Raffles Off One of Her Bikini Swimsuits And Gives All of The Proceeds To The Beto O'Rourke Campaign.
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Ivanka Trump the estranged daughter of you-know-who (Cheeto Face) has just put up one of her favorite skimpy two-piece bikini swimsuits to be raffled to the highest bidder . Ivanka decided to raffle off her sexy bat…
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