I Ran So Far Away from America
The USA is pissed off! And when that elephant in the room gets angry, it stomps the terra and everybody feels every thump. What is it now? [Sigh.] The women of Iran are burning their hijabs and having a lovely protest, and are accompanied by me…
Read full storyAlex Jones of Info Wars Is Claiming That In A Past Life He Was Married To Attila The Hun
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the meanest, nastiest, most vulgar pieces of bovine shit to come down the pike in a very long time is none other than Alex "Lexie" Jones. "Crazy Fuck Face" Jones recently told Fox News host Greg "The Rodent"…
Read full storyKing Charles III Tells The BBC That He Had No Idea That "Kinging" Could Be So Much Fun
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (UK Satire) - The newly crowned King Charles III, recently sat down with Tyrus Bottomfiddle, a writer with The BBC. The king was asked if he had adjusted to being the new king of the United Kingdom. He answered that he loves…
Read full storyWest Virginia Votes To Legalize Adultery
CHARLESTON, West Virginia - (Satire News) - After going back and forth on the issue of adultery, the West Virginia Senate has voted by a vote of 53 to allow it, 41 to not allow it, and with 5 abstentions. Senator Hortina Hortellini [R-Mine Wine, W…
Read full storyAdam Levine To Issue Formal Apology By Getting a New Tattoo Somewhere On His Body
An Instagram model is accusing Maroon Five lead singer Adam Levine of cheating on his model wife with her. Claiming she's "just Adam's type - breathing and female," the model claims that Adam asked her permission to name his unborn child after her. S…
Read full storyCosta Rica Is Recalling 14 Million Pounds of Bananas
SAN JOSE, Costa Rica – (Business Satire) - The Banana Federation of Central America (BFCA) has just informed the banana eating pubic, that they are having to recall 14 million pounds of bananas. According to a spokesperson for the CFNA, eating the…
Read full storyThe Whole World is Wrong and Stupid about Global Warming - Says Dr. Futuro
I had to relocate to Birmingham from London due to Global warming. Luckily, Birmingham is 500 feet above sea level and permanently safe. (And I got a bigger mansion for less money.) But back to the topic of my talk. How is the whole wo…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Says Can Hardly Wait To See Trump In An Orange Prison Jumpsuit
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - (Satire News) - One of the most popular singers of today, Taylor Swift has just told BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx, that she is looking forward to the day when the biggest racist on the planet (that be one scumbag Donald Jon…
Read full storyDanica Patrick Talks About The Aaron Rodgers Baby Rumors
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - NASCAR queen, Danica Patrick was in New York City filming a commercial for the brand new Cinderella Brand Ribbed Condoms that have just hit the prophylactic market. She was asked by Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza…
Read full storyThe Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Marital Matter Looks Like It's Headed To "Big D" (Divorce)
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - According to Turnstile Review writer Buckaroo Kazoo, one of the happiest couples in the nation is Tom and Gizele (Brady). The couple do everything together, having traveled to 89 of the world's 196 nations, i…
Read full storyMillions of Formerly Devoted Dancing With The Stars Fans Are Furious As Hell With The Show Becoming A Pay Per View Show
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that dedicated fans of Dancing With The Stars, who have been devoted watchers of the dance show are extremely furious. De Gallo stated that the powers that be at ABC deci…
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