A Boston Bulldozer Operator Has Over 900 Photos of Female Celebrity Feet
BOSTON - (Satire News) - Vodka Vermicelli, a reporter with the iRumors News Agency has just learned that a bulldozer operator from "Bean Town," has collected over 900 photographs of the feet of famous female celebrities. The heavy machine operator…
Read full storyA Mar-a-Lago Maid Reveals a Shocking Cross Dressing Secret About Donald J. Trump
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Trump's few hundreds of remaining die-hard fans will soon be shocked out of their KIA pick-up trucks, when they read the extremely revealing book about their ruler titled, The Fat-As a Blimp Quasi King Donald The Pussy Gr…
Read full storyMarilyn Monroe Sings Happy Birthday To Vladimir Putin
In the process of pushing the Russians straight out of Ukraine and back to the Bering Straits, Ukrainians also have a sense of humor. Today, October 8th is Putin’s 70th birthday. So Ukrainians resurrected a copy of Marylin Monroe singing Happy Bi…
Read full storyIt's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad McWorld
McDonalds restaurants can be found in 118 countries. Even in Gibraltar and Guam! And, of course, there are tons of other American companies located around the world. Can you spell: homogeneous? When everyone is eating the same burger and talking o…
Read full storyDeath by Burger in San Antonio
San Antonio Officer James Brennand shot a young man who was eating a burger in a McDonalds parking lot. A spokesperson stated: “I keep telling people, if you’re going to eat our food, please do so INSIDE the restaurant. Outside, there are cops. Lo…
Read full storyWhere’s Your Union, Jack?
There’s a new king in town, but his kingdom may be in jeopardy. Charles was last seen posing for his first stamp. Next up: his first coin side-profile. After that, a royal portrait as king and not just a meager Prince of Wales. After that, Madame…
Read full storyBanjo playing still unpopular amongst most of the population
Although it is similar to a guitar or a mandolin, the banjo doesn't have the same level of street-cred as it's more image-worthy stringed brothers. Like train-spotting, bell ringing and morris dancing, the pastime of playing the Banjo is still lo…
Read full storyCardigan Wearer has a surprisingly firm hand shake
Cardigan-wearing gadabout Shane Watson has surprised people for years with the strength of his handshake. The 69-year-old Bay City Rollers fan who reads Alan Bennet stories for the excitement is not usually known for many interesting or impressive…
Read full storyChants of "Lock Trump Up! Lock Trump Up!" Erupt At The Los Angeles Rams - Dallas Cowboys Game
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette was at the L.A. - Dallas game, and he said that a mere 2 minutes into the game the entire stadium erupted in chants of "Lock Trump Up!, Lock Trump Up!" In fact the chants b…
Read full storyLiz Truss's Speech consists of 15 minutes of Awkward Silence
Following her keynote speech at this year's Party Conference, it has been revealed that 15 minutes of Liz Truss's speech was of awkward silence. There was also a noticeable lack of her more famous material including the epic 'In May, I will be goi…
Read full storyOffice Manager who has been doing the absolute bare minimum still in a job
Although she has been in her position for just over a month, the UK's office manager Liz Truss has been doing the absolute minimum. In a thirty-four-minute speech (3 minutes of waiting for the applause to die down, and fifteen minutes of awkward s…
Read full storyBBC Announces Britain's Toe Wrestling Champion's Retirement
The BBC reports that Alan 'Nasty' Nash, age 63, after 17 consecutive Toe Wrestling Championships, is retiring. Here is his retirement speech, verbatim, because I’m a lazy journo and you don’t pay me. The old toes ain't what they used to be, H…
Read full storyKing Charles III Tells PM Liz Truss That She Should Send More British Troops To Ukraine
LONDON - (World Satire) - The BBC is reporting that King Charles III, has suggested to Prime Minister Liz Truss, that she should consider sending another British regiment or two to aid Ukraine. The king told BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomfiddle, that P…
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