Banjo playing still unpopular amongst most of the population

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 9 October 2022

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Wow, won't you look at the size of that?

Although it is similar to a guitar or a mandolin, the banjo doesn't have the same level of street-cred as it's more image-worthy stringed brothers.

Like train-spotting, bell ringing and morris dancing, the pastime of playing the Banjo is still looked down up in our image-obsessed society.

Banjo-playing local Tim McWhirter said 'I hear that the definition of a gentleman is of a man who can play the banjo, but doesn't. I have been a gentleman since I met my wife and raised our three children, Earl, Scruggs and Bela, but there are times when I miss it all... The three-finger rolls, the fiddle tags, the tunings, playing Dueling Banjos to shut the bloke at the back up.....Does anyone know a bluegrass band I could join?'

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