The Bermuda Triangle Has Completely Disappeared
POCATELLO, Idaho - (Satire News) - Weather phenomenon experts are very concerned at the fact that the world-famous Bermuda Triangle has disappeared. Dr. Peter Paul Windowmill, a graduate of Left Coast College, stated that the scientific triangle h…
Read full storyPensioners ride around in limousines to save heating their houses
Tory Minister Ivor Biggun is in deep trouble after suggesting that cash-strapped pensioners should think about saving money in the supermarkets by avoiding expensive foods such as caviar. The Eton-educated toff also told a caller giving his name as “…
Read full storyChinese President Xi Jinping's Daughter Is Sexy, Sultry, and So Sensuous
HONG KONG, China - (Satire News) - Xi Jinping, the President of China, has just stated that he wants the entire civilized world (and even the uncivilized world) to know that his gorgeous daughter, Jia Pia Jinping, 27, is nine times prettier, sexier,…
Read full storyBreaking News Flash: Bill Gates is NOT a doctor
After a thorough investigation into the biography of Bill Gates, it has been discovered that he holds absolutely no medical degree whatsoever. In fact, reports tell that Mr. Gates is a school dropout from Harvard University! Further investigation…
Read full storyDonny Trump’s X-Ray Spexs – Grope ‘Em If You Got ‘Em
Donald “The Juice” Trump has unveiled his latest invention: Donny J’s X-Ray Spex! Fun for the whole family, now you too can see through people’s clothing to known whether or not they are worth a good grope. But what if they’re wearing bulky cl…
Read full story91% of All American Women Who Fly Positively Love The Airport's New Automatic Frisking Machines
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The union that represents airport security guards, (aka Friskers) are very angry at the new advancement. BuzzFuzz is reporting that close to 78% of the "Friskers" have been laid off due to the fact that every major…
Read full storyAmerica's Sexy Singing Sensation Camila Cabello Talks About Nudity, Perfume, Condoms, and Vibrators
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of the hottest singing sensations says that she is now totally over her former boyfriend Shawn Mendes. Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes' relationship turned into an on-again, off-again, on-again, and off-again rut.
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