POCATELLO, Idaho - (Satire News) - Weather phenomenon experts are very concerned at the fact that the world-famous Bermuda Triangle has disappeared.
Dr. Peter Paul Windowmill, a graduate of Left Coast College, stated that the scientific triangle has left the building, as people say about Elvis "The Pelvis" Presley.
The area of the lower Carribean has swallowed up dozens of ships, planes, submarines, and even an aircraft carrier.
The 77-year-old expert on the Bermuda Triangle, which is also known as the Devils Triangle, Magnetic Maggie, and the Trumptard's Shit Hole, was founded on September 17, 1950, at 3:35 am.
A freighter from Liverpool, England, "The Bloomin' Betty," that was carrying a load of frozen crumpets to Galveston, Texas suddenly disappeared off the Miami radar screen.
The ship carried a crew of 19 crewmen, a German Shepherd, two canaries, and 17 tons of frozen crumpets.
The last transmission from the "The Bloomin Betty," was a somewhat garbled, "Mates, what the fuckin' 'ell is going on here laddies!"
SIDENOTE: Dr. Windowmill remarked that he has a theory as to what happened to the Bermuda Triangle. When asked what, he replied that he thinks that the BT, as President Biden calls it was somehow swallowed up by either El Nino, La Nina, or La Abuelita.
