America's Sexy Singing Sensation Camila Cabello Talks About Nudity, Perfume, Condoms, and Vibrators

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Wednesday, 4 May 2022

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Camila recently told a close friend that a vibrator has replaced Shawn.

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of the hottest singing sensations says that she is now totally over her former boyfriend Shawn Mendes.

Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes' relationship turned into an on-again, off-again, on-again, and off-again rut.

Cabello stated to iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that she kind of realized that their sex romps were over, when their sex romps ended, and Shawn started going out to strip clubs with his high school football coach.

She also had a bit of an inkling, when he wrote a song about her titled, "Hey Cammy, I Hate To Say It - But I've Blocked Your Ass."

Not to be outdone, she penned her own song titled, "Hey Shawny, You Fucked Up Cheating Whore-Dog - You Can Go Play With Your Dick, If You Can Find It!"

Camila then talked about her new line of perfume named, "Eau Du That Cabello Girl."

She revealed that she has also put out her very own line of condoms called, "Or Are You Just Glad To See Me."

SIDENOTE: And regarding her singing in the nude in her latest movie titled, "Hey Dudes, My Eyes Are Up Here." Camila told Miss Vermicelli, that she got the okay from her maternal grandmother Fuchsia, and her paternal grandmother Constantina.

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