Donald “The Juice” Trump has unveiled his latest invention: Donny J’s X-Ray Spex!
Fun for the whole family, now you too can see through people’s clothing to known whether or not they are worth a good grope.
But what if they’re wearing bulky clothing?
The X-Ray spectacles will show you exactly where a person’s genitalia is located on their bodies so that your hand will hit the target bang-on every time!
No more fumbling around through wrinkled folds looking for the meat while trying to get in and get out fast before security guards or cops move in to stop what you know your victim wants and needs and you’re just givin’ it to them ‘cuz they like it!
Cheap pairs go for $20 bucks a pop and can only see through two layers of clothing, but the Exclusive Gold Star High-Powered Spexs start at $100 and go up from there. With those, you can see through all layers of clothing to such a degree that you can read the fine print on a naughty hotty’s tramp stamp tattoo!
Donny’s been wearing them for years – as specially-made contact lenses – and no one has been the wiser! Until now! Get yours today and become the slimy, greasy voyeuristic pervert you and Donny J have always been deep down
