The NRA Reports That 4,000 Of It's Female Members Have Cancelled Their Membership
VIRGIN VULTURE, Virginia - (Satire News) - The well-respected QuinniPinni Poll Agency reports that their latest poll has found that 4,000 female members of the NRA have decided to cancel their membership. An NRA insider, who refused to give his na…
Read full storyThe Reason Why The US Supreme Court Has Put Ohio State University On Probation
COLUMBUS, Ohio - (Sports Satire) - There is tremendous sadness, anger, bitterness, and confusion on the Ohio State campus. The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that by a vote of 8 to 1, the US Supreme Court has voted to place the university on prob…
Read full storyBuckingham Palace Reveals That Queen Elizabeth Had 2.7 Miles of Varicose Veins Removed From Her Royal Legs
LONDON - (Satire News) - A Buckingham Palace insider has revealed that the queen checked into The Prince Pablo VI Hospital to have a lower body procedure done. The 96-year-old monarch had recently gone in for an estimate to have 2.7 miles of her v…
Read full storyKFC Scientists Have Developed a Chicken That Has Six Wings
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) - Kentucky Fried Chicken is proud and thrilled to annouce that their crack group of scientist/cooks have just developed a chicken that has six regular-sized wings. Harlandale "Bubba" Sanders, a great grandson o…
Read full storyAliens are Pissed and Seriously Thinking of ‘Phoning Home'
A strange message from the depths of the solar system has been received by NASA, reportedly from some kind of aliens: “What is wrong with your people?” the message begins. “You’ve been craving for us to land and demand to be taken to your leader,…
Read full storyThe Kremlin Voice Reports That The Russian Aircraft Carrier The "Mrs. Nikita Khruschev" Is Limping Back To Russia After Being Hit With 14 Torpedoes Fired From a Ukrainian Submarine
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The word on the communist streets of Moscow is that President Putin is angrier than a woodpecker with a limp pecker. Putin, who is 69, but lately is starting to look 99, is reportedly very upset that the pride and joy of t…
Read full storyThe Word On The Streets of Moscow Is That Russia Will Soon Be Invaded By A Popular European Country
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has stated that the scuttlebutt on the streets of Moscow is that a European country has just about finalized plans to invade Putin's faltering, wimpish country. The KV reports that as of now, th…
Read full storyIn An Amazing Development, The State of Massachusetts Votes To Change The Spelling
BOSTON, Massachusetts - (Satire News) - In a vote that is positively amazing and unbelievable the Massachusetts state senate has voted 53 to 45, with 2 abstentions, to change the spelling of the state name. The full 13-lettered name has been in af…
Read full storyRussia Re-Opens 7 McDonalds As McDonaldski's
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Valdimir Nikita Putin says he is not going to let McDonalds get the best of him, so he has decided to re-open seven of the McDonalds that Mickey D's shut down, and he will soon open up every single one of the 859 McDonalds th…
Read full storyThe Chinese Moon Rover "Spotty" Discovers Giant Cashews Growing On The Moon
SHANGHAI, China - (Satire News) - Audio reports shooting back from the moon to SHANSHO, which is the Chinese equivalent of NASA, reveal that "Spotty" has found extremely huge cashews growing on the moon. A spokesperson for SHANSHO, Chang Ching Cho…
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