President Putin Proudly Announces That All Russian McDonadski's Are Now Serving Sodium-Free McBacon Strips
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - President Putin says that he is not about to let a hamburger franchise dictate shit to him. Putinski, told a reporter with The Kremlin Voice, that he had decided to reopen every McDonalds that the US-based burger chain clo…
Read full storyCambodia Has Just Surpassed Colombia As The World's Leading Exporter of Cocaine
JUNGLE JIM, Cambodia - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today, which is based in California has just stated that Colombia is no longer the world's number one exporter of cocaine. For literally decades Colombia has put a lock on being the top country, as fa…
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