President Pussy Grabber Starts His Usual Slander Job On Representative Liz Cheney
Fella, she’s only doing her job. Legally. President Pussy Grabber ripped into January 6th Select Committee co-chairman Liz Cheney for doing her job. Though the Pussy Grabber fudged on his taxes, wives, health reports, school grades, election coun…
Read full storyRepublican Senator Liz Cheney's Approval Rating With Democrat Voters Is 97.9%!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll shows that Wyoming Sen. Liz Cheney, who is a Republican, has just had the highest approval rating by members of the opposing party in the history of the United States. The poll showed…
Read full storyAn Earthquake Fault As Wide As The Grand Canyon Is Discovered In Vermont
SOUTH VAGINA, Vermont - (Satire News) - Seismologists have just discovered an earthquake fault in upper Vermont that is as wide as the Grand Canyon. The fault is believed to be the only one in the New England area, and long time Vermonters say tha…
Read full storyTwo Minute Movie Plot - End of Earth, and Adam and Steve
Corporate Pollution kills everything on Earth that Global Warming doesn't get. The last two people on Earth are Adam and Steve, who work in a Salt Mine. The Mine Robots find frozen embryos, with surgical equipment. Adam and Steve flip a coin to…
Read full storyDonald Trump Says He Has Never Been With and Has Never Even Met Alleged Sex Toy Heiress Ghislaine Maxwell
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - Recently iNews reporter Kitty Segovia did a piece on the Mar-a-Lago Liar, where he said that he does not know Ghislaine Maxwell, the heiress to the Sexualized Sex Toy Corporation. Trumpo swore that he has neve…
Read full storyA Russian Fighter Jet Is Downed When It Hits A Flock of Oversized Hummingbirds
MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has just reported that a Russian fighter jet has been downed when it hit what eyewitnesses say, was a flock of oversized hummingbirds. The jet was on a mission to attack the Ukrainian town of Sums…
Read full storyPresident Biden Has Hired a Navaho Rain Dancer To Be The U.S. Official Rainmaker
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - America is experiencing it's worst drought in the history of the nation. President Biden has decided to turn to an individual that he heard about from Las Vegas entertainer and part Native-American Wayne Newton.
Read full storyNoah's Ark Theme Park in Kentucky To Add Talking Dinosaurs
Noah's Ark Park in Kentucky has an accurate, biblically correct Ark Boat, 510 ft. long and 51 ft. high. We talked to a staff member by Zoom. or as they call it in in Kentucky, God's Messenger. 'Yes, we finally decided to add Talking dinosaur…
Read full storyThe Big Red 13th Taliban Regiment of Afghanistan Destroys 17 Russian Tanks In Less Than 12 Minutes
BOOBOORAD, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The pride of Afghanistan, The Big Red 13th Regiment has truly distinguished itself as it recently destroyed a total of 17 Russian tanks in less than twelve minutes. The regiment led by Gen. Yasheem Shake Tu, is…
Read full storyLondon's Heathrow Airport Will Shut Down For 7 Days As Workers Fix Thousands of Runway Pot Holes
LONDON - (Satire News) - One of the world's businest airports in the world, Heathrow, will be shutting down for a total of seven days. Reports from BuzzFuzz (UK) state that the shutdown is taking place so that construction crews from Wales, can un…
Read full storyAmy Coney Barrett – Whore for God
Now that Amy Coney Barrett has fulfilled her religious cult’s mandate – to get her positioned in America’s highest court in order to turn the nation into a true theocracy where unbelievers can be burned at the stake once again (just like in America’s…
Read full storyComing Soon to Amazon and Other American Retail Outlets: Babies!
Now that a 10-year-old American child was raped and impregnated, then had to cross state lines to get an abortion, not all preschoolers may be so lucky. Sometimes it’s just hard to get a ride from an anti-abortion Christian without them preaching…
Read full storyRon DeSantis Rides the Donkey Cock
A new Disneyland ride called the “Donkey Cock” – half donkey, half rooster (a loveable and wacky new character soon to appear in Disney’s latest racist cartoon movie, though a name for the character has still to be finalized) – will soon be unveiled…
Read full storyUCLA Joins Big Ten, Becomes Rival of RUTGERS!!!!
Westwood Village, CA. Woof Bluster with an SOS for Spoof On Sports. In a top-secret move designed to present UCLA alums with a fait acompli, the UCLA athletic department conned the university's chancellor Block, or is that Blockhead?, into approving…
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