Noah's Ark Park in Kentucky has an accurate, biblically correct Ark Boat, 510 ft. long and 51 ft. high.
We talked to a staff member by Zoom. or as they call it in in Kentucky, God's Messenger.
'Yes, we finally decided to add Talking dinosaurs, the spokesman said.
We must keep up with the times. There are too many dinosaur bones that prove they lived long ago. We made them talk because we are competing with Disney - and the young people that like Sci Fi movies will be impressed and want to come. Just a Marketing decision.
God does Marketing - what do you think the Bible is?
Now about all those Millions of insects and animals, and their food all being put on the Ark - that People are always asking About.
The Jews were ingenious at packing things closely - and they had God's help also, of course in packing.
We think the food for the animals might have been stored in One of God's other Dimensions. There are Many Mansions in his house as you know.
One little known secret is that being Religious Jews, they had a whole synagogue, and religious school on the Ark - no break in education for the kids - no 40-day school Vacation.
If the Dinosaurs click, we might add Hovering Angels - that light up at Night. Surely Jehovah had hovering Angels - (all Jewish angels by the way) - watching over the Ark for those 40 days. Almost certainly. "
We would like a Noah's Ark in Britain, but the people are too sensible.
But we have plenty of religious crazies in America, so can always have a profitable business.
