The British Band The Camel Toe Named The Best New Heavy Metal Band In The United Kingdom
LONDON - ( UK Satire) – The Brit Music Scene Magazine has just named The Best Heavy Metal Band of The Year. This year’s winner is Camel Toe, and the five lads that hail from Wimbledon beat out a field of 90 bands, including such popular bands as L…
Read full storyBetty White Left Most of Her $75 Million To Her Pet Cockatoo “Cocky”
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – One of the most beloved comedian/actresses of all time has gone to that great television studio in the sky. The “First Lady of Television," Betty White passed away days short of her 100th birthday. According to LaL…
Read full storyCalifornia To Ban Everything Made Of Plastic
The State of California is planning on banning all plastic products. Yes, soon, in California, there will be no plastic allowed: no more soda bottles, water bottles, baby bottles, shampoo bottles, pill bottles, plastic silverware, food containers, su…
Read full storyFunny and original woman claims Chocolate Orange is one of her five a day
As people across the country are starting their new year diets, one woman has found a hilarious and original way to eat chocolate and stick to her diet by posting on Fakebook 'Look everyone, having my five a day, LOL' accompanied by a photo of a half…
Read full storyTrump For Prison In 2024
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – A group calling itself The Windy City Citizens To Make Sure Trump Ends Up In Prison In 2024 (TWCCTMSTEUIPI-2024) has informed the national news media that they plan to raise $75.3 million within three weeks. A spokesperso…
Read full storyTickets To The NFL Game Between The Dallas Cowboys and The Green Bay Packers at London’s Wembley Stadium Are All Sold Out!
LONDON – (UK Sports Satire) – Tickety Boo News reports “They’re All Gone!” referring to the hottest sports tickets in town. TBN writer Brompton Boxgrove informed the British citizens that all 89,903 tickets were sold within 37 minutes of being put…
Read full storyThe Huge Meteor That Was Heading For Duck Dung, Alabama Is Now Going To Land In Dodge City, Kansas
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Weather experts are now stating that the gigantic meteor which was scheduled to hit Alabama in March will not hit the cotton-pickin’ state after all. Weather expert, and collector of foreign adult toys, Toby Prixsteen, ha…
Read full storyA Saudi Arabian Prince Proposes To LPGA Beauty Paige Spiranac
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – One of the most beautiful female athletes in the history of female athletes has just received a stunning marriage proposal. BuzzFuzz (Saudi Arabian Division) has just stated that filthy-rich Prince Trubeer Alleman…
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