Grabbing The 2020 Election By The Pussy
An attempt was made to steal the 2020 election by reassigning Biden Electoral College votes to the loser Donald Trump. It was cheating. Like cheating on your spouse, on your taxes, or at golf. This time it was an attempt to more than cheat, but to…
Read full storyA Former Comedian, Volodymyr Zelensky Gives Hilarious Press Conference
Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky gave a rare appearance in the U.S. as a way of gathering support for his country’s plight, as the country is likely to be invaded at any minute by Russian troops. Given Zelensky’s background, it is perhaps not sur…
Read full storyTexas Governor Abbott Reveals How He Was Able To Eradicate The Damn Lady Bug Infestation
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Back around Christmas time, the Lone Star state of Texas was hit with the worst lady bug infestation since the fall of 1849. This horrific insect invasion, was dubbed by Tittle Tattle Tonight senior writer Pico de Gallo, a…
Read full storyKanye West to Record a 4,000 Word Rap Song with Luke Bryan, Honey Boo Boo, Black Kitty Meow Meow
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kanye West has just announced that he will soon be entering into the Guinness Book of World Records. It is no secret that ever since West the Pest’s wife, the sultry, sexy, humongous-assed Kim Kardashian dumped his ass,…
Read full storyHistorians Discover The Ancient World’s First Circumcised Statue
ATHENS, Greece – (World Satire) – A group of historians and archaeologists have just made an astounding discovery. The group of 9 who all hail from different towns in Greenland, discovered a statue of a male believed to be in his early 50’s, stand…
Read full storyDonald Trump Wants To Travel To The Vatican To Have a Private Meeting With Pope Francis – The Pope Replies “Hell No!!!”
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Kimberly Guilfoyle, the human chewing gum (because she annoyingly sticks to guys with money, lots of money) has just revealed that the Trumptard wants to fly to the Vatican. Apparently the twice-impeached, one-term…
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