Where Have All The Anti-Vaxxers Gone?
It seems anti-vaxxers are waiting in line for admission into hospitals. Not just in the US, but they're waiting in line worldwide. The sad thing is without vaccinations; it may be too late. If they make it into a hospital, they abandon their anti…
Read full storyLondon's Tower Big Ben Damaged By Vandals
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Scotland Yard has just informed the British press that overnight some asshole vandals broke into the Tower Big Ben and caused extensive damage to the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and to a Keurig tea maker. An eyewitness, w…
Read full storyBorder Patrol K-9 Veteran "Pistolero" Named The US Border Patrol Dog of The Year
LAREDO, Texas – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that the US Border Patrol has just named their “2022 US Border Patrol Dog of The Year." And the honor goes to a 7-year veteran of the US K-9 Corps, named Pistolero. Pistolero, a German…
Read full storyAustria to Change It’s Name To Avoid Confusion With Australia
VIENNA, Austria – (World Satire) – After decades of contemplating a name change, the European country of Austria has decided to change its name. And the reason for the name change was to avoid any further confusion with the down under country know…
Read full storyTrump’s Brain Surgeon Says He Has The Brain of A 96-Year-Old Nazi
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today spoke with Trump’s brain surgeon, Dr. Simon P. Sezafelli, and the doctor said that the Trumptard is in bad mental shape. He informed TT reporter Papaya Bamboo, that the 75-year-old “Has Been” has been…
Read full storyDonald Trump To Study Etiquette By Emily Post
Donald Trump is threatening to run again for the White House in 2024, provided he isn't in jail for tax evasion, sedition, insurrection, sexual misconduct, conspiracy, treason, and other crimes that may be uncovered. Trump's supporters, Ted Cruz a…
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