SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today spoke with Trump’s brain surgeon, Dr. Simon P. Sezafelli, and the doctor said that the Trumptard is in bad mental shape.
He informed TT reporter Papaya Bamboo, that the 75-year-old “Has Been” has been through more bullshit (of his own-making) than any 20 assholes in the world.
Back in October of 2021, Dr. Sezafelli stated that old “Baby Fingers” had the brain of a malnourished mongoose.
Now, the doctor says that he is going to update that statement by saying that DJT actually has the brain of a 96-year-old Nazi.
Meanwhile Trump is disputing Dr. Sezafelli’s claim by noting that he is Scottish, Irish, English, and Norwegian, but there is no Nazi anywhere in his family tree.
