Where Have All The Anti-Vaxxers Gone?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 16 January 2022

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"I can still drive to the next Trump rally."

It seems anti-vaxxers are waiting in line for admission into hospitals. Not just in the US, but they're waiting in line worldwide. The sad thing is without vaccinations; it may be too late.

If they make it into a hospital, they abandon their anti-vax position at the door and beg for the anti-virus vaccine. Unlike religion, one can't convert at your death bed and get into heaven.

Their leader's advice about drinking Clorox or Lysol didn't work. Drinking their urine isn't going to work either.

Anti-vaxxers didn't trust the science.

Hopefully, they trust the science and don't drop an electrical appliance into a bathtub when someone is taking a bath. "YIKES!"

Not a science, but do they understand what happens if they park a car on railway tracks?

Do they accept the science of gravity?

Do they drink pasteurized milk?

Martha Stewart would say that a pandemic is not a good thing. Do they trust Martha? Why not trust the World Health Organization?

If they need a vivid description of catching the Coronavirus or its variant, they should watch the David Hare film Beat The Devil starring actor Ralph Fiennes.

Skipping the vaccination is like driving on a hilly highway without brakes. An accident will happen soon, and if still alive, the tow-truck operator will come and tell you that your car is totaled. That means gone, dead, scarp metal.

Non-vaxers, listen to the science. Don't become scrap metal or a Djokovic.

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