Donald Trump is threatening to run again for the White House in 2024, provided he isn't in jail for tax evasion, sedition, insurrection, sexual misconduct, conspiracy, treason, and other crimes that may be uncovered.
Trump's supporters, Ted Cruz and Kevin McCarthy thought it would be an excellent idea for Donald to read a book on etiquette by Emily Post.
Trump's immediate reply was, "Who me?" Which was followed by, "What for?"
Both men gingerly explained that Trump was extremely coarse and not fit to be a resident of the White House.
Not knowledgeable of homonyms, Trump announced he was okay with being a course. "Like I am successful. I'm a deep thinker and should be a subject studied at Universities."
Both men explained that they said c-o-a-r-s-e, spelled with an A, not a U, as in unrefined, rough, crude, vulgar, and you are also a misogynist.
"Yeah, so?" Adding he didn't need any education on etiquette by some white-haired Pussy.
Both men returned the following day presenting a book titled the The Essential Manners for Men by Peter Post, the great-grandson of Emily Post.
"So what?"
They explained that the book helps men make the correct decision about correct conversations in every situation, whether you are meeting the Queen of England, Attorney General Merrick Garland, or a prison warden.
In addition, the Peter Post book informs men on how they must play their roles in life. If you want to get back into the White House, you'll require a degree of burnishing.
"So like Peter Post picked his pickled pecker."
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