Manchester United Hires The Premier League's First Female Footy
MANCHESTER, England - (Soccer Satire) - History has been made in the UK's world of sports. Manchester Morning Manc Newspaper reporter Cutter Shiloh, has just broken the story that the Red Devils have just signed the first female soccer player to e…
Read full storyWhat the New Year Will Bring? - More Trump, More Cold, More Heat, More Big Breasted Stars
(The little diapered Baby of 2024 looked into his crystal ball and saw some of the stories of 2024.) Trump will do something Outrageous every month - Craves Attention like a drug addict craves his 'stash'. He also has to Pick a Vice Presiden…
Read full storyIsrael to Steal All West Bank Arab Land - Using American Money
News Sources report that former corrupt leader Netanyahu - (now newly re - elected) - will annex all the West Bank Arab land that has illegal Israeli settlements on it. A government spokesman said - " we are just bringing Prosperity to the West…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Demands That His Two Bickering Sons Stop Feuding Like The Hatfields and McCoys
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Lighthouse Press News reports that England's King Charles III, is fed up with the constant, on-going bickering between his two sons, Prince William and Prince Harry. According to LPN's Skippy Viperwater, Chas ha…
Read full storyEditorial - There is a Thatcher Iron Curtain Between British Citizens and Europe
Basically, the British people were lied to about Brexit by the Conservative politicians (and the British corporations behind them). 'Sold a Bill of Goods' as they say. British businesses are happy - got rid of the competition. Now an Indian '…
Read full storyElon Musk Has Become A Certified Nut Case
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Many news agencies say that Elon Musk, will most likely end up in prison. They note that it is quite possible that he and the biggest Nazi in history (even worse than Adolf "Fuck Face" Hitler), Donald Jonathan Erasmus Tr…
Read full storyTrump Claimed $1.8 Million On His 2019 Income Tax Return For Toupees and Combs
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Republican Liz Cheney says that Trump has got to be he biggest, piece of whale shit on the entire planet. Cheney says that not only is the Trumpturd a damn pussy grabbing Nazi, but he is also a tax evader, a draf…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Explains The Reason For Her Recent Weight Gain and Weight Loss
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Taylor Swift recently talked with Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News at a Jack-in-the-Box in L.A. The two chatted about Tay Tay's recent album titled, "Yes, I Sing Rock Ballads, But I'm A Daisy Duke Short Shorts Wear…
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